老婆(懷孕8個月中)； 老公， 你看我的臉是不是比以前大了很多？
老公: 是大了很多， 剛才我開車在路邊看到你， 我差點急剎車。
老婆: Why?
老公: I thought I saw a Stop Sign
....
(One hour later, the wife was in ER).

老婆(產後8個月)； 老公， 你看我的腰是不是比以前細多了？
老公: Could you please move to the side a little more? Another small step
please. Oh no, your waist is the same as it was 3 months ago.
老婆: How can you tell?
老公: You blocked the whole screen of our 31in TV, exactly the same as
you did 3 months ago.
......
(one hr later, the husband is inER)

結束語 (作語重心長狀): 老苗啊，老苗， 有時候White lies 還是必要地。