老婆(怀孕8个月中)； 老公， 你看我的脸是不是比以前大了很多？
老公: 是大了很多， 刚才我开车在路边看到你， 我差点急刹车。
老婆: Why?
老公: I thought I saw a Stop Sign
....
(One hour later, the wife was in ER).

老婆(产后8个月)； 老公， 你看我的腰是不是比以前细多了？
老公: Could you please move to the side a little more? Another small step
please. Oh no, your waist is the same as it was 3 months ago.
老婆: How can you tell?
老公: You blocked the whole screen of our 31in TV, exactly the same as
you did 3 months ago.
......
(one hr later, the husband is inER)

结束语 (作语重心长状): 老苗啊，老苗， 有时候White lies 还是必要地。