贴标签稀饭版－机丁

浦云樵翁

2011.10.29

这贴标签是王保长和机丁的买卖，咱在这里也凑凑热闹，看看机丁在稀饭里是怎么贴标签的。

机丁是一个稀奇古怪的人物。行事令人莫名其妙，常常不按牌理出牌。首先，“机会园丁” 这个名字，就是一怪。看看他的大头照：

那表情真滑稽，似笑非笑，是嘲讽，还是嘲弄别人？

维基百科对机丁的描述（见后）：

这E文我也看不懂，还是请狗狗来吧：

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机会（彼得塞勒斯）是一个中年男子，家住在华盛顿的一个富有的人，他似乎头脑简单，生活有他的整个生命，抚育花园排屋。他的知识全部来自于他在电视上看到。当他的恩人死亡，可能是被迫离开，并首次发现外面的世界。

他漫无目的的游荡，穿着他的前雇主的昂贵的衣服，是指男子采取。机会通过横跨电视店，并认为自己相机在商店的橱窗中捕获。他看，他是本兰特（梅尔文道格拉斯）拥有汽车袭击。

兰德的妻子（雪麦克雷恩）带来了机会，他们家恢复。在他生平第一次饮酒，可能咳嗽，因为他告诉他们他的名字。 “机会的园丁”是听错为“昌加德纳。”他的外貌和举止来看，兰德假定昌是上层阶级，富裕的，受过良好教育的商务男士。机会的风格和看似有见地的方式体现兰德钦佩的素质。简单的话语机会的关于花园被解释为对商业和经济状况的寓言报表。

兰德也是知己和美国总统（杰克监狱长）的顾问，他介绍，“昌西。”机会花园随季节变化如何解释作为经济和政治的意见，主席，有关中期不受欢迎的关注，许多政府面临在任职期间的言论。机会，昌加德纳，迅速上升到国家公共突出。他在一个电视谈话节目的外观成为媒体名人，最想在华盛顿社会的一个列表很快。民意调查开始，以反映他的“智慧的简单的品牌到底有多少”厌倦的美国民众的共鸣。在华盛顿一个高档鸡尾酒休息室，两个重要的，年纪大了，精心打扮的男子正在讨论昌;说其他，有一个谣言“，他认为在医学以及法律的度。”

兰德死于再生障碍性贫血，鼓励他的妻子成为亲密的机会，知道除夕是一个脆弱的女人。兰德公司的医生（理查德ADysart）使自己的几个查询和获取看到什么，他真正是的机会 -一个实际的园丁，完全漠视和不知道的世界的方式。然而，这样的机会给了兰特他的病情和安心接受他即将死亡的明显的事实，使医生犹豫说什么。他显然也看到这样的机会，拥有没有诡计，没有欺骗的意图，或任何利息将影响本或夏娃，或有任何不良影响后，除夕，或地产，Ben的死亡。

他去世的前几天，兰德重写他的意志，包括昌。在他的葬礼，总统给出了一个冗长的读出各种苯教MOTS和兰德多年来，极大地令人印象深刻的，谁是兰德公司的公司董事会成员的pallbearers提出报价。他们认为一个潜在替代的下一个任期的总统，低声讨论。由于兰特的棺材是要在家庭中的共济会的金字塔式的陵墓安葬，他们一致同意“昌加德纳。”

无视这一切，机会漫步通过兰德的冬天房地产。曾经的园丁，他开窍了松树苗，然后走开整个表面的一个小湖。现在观众看到身体上水上行走的机会。他停顿了一下，逢低他入水在他的脚下的伞，如果测试它的深度，转弯，然后继续在水面上行走，兰德公司的报价“生命是一种心态”是由总统仍然讴歌表示。

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哈哈哈！这狗狗的翻译跟机丁本人有一拼。本来只打算抄录一小部分，只是觉得无法完全描述清楚，所以就“长篇大论” 了。

问题是，这个机丁也玩饭太稀，而且玩的不亦乐乎。他还聘请了终身大师全权负责，借光大师作后盾。机丁喜欢给人贴标签，那么他自己队的标签呢？上面那个大头照是当仁不让的了。不过他还喜欢改标签，这周的标签是这个，因为对手是石头队：

上周机丁对我们，贴了这么一个标签：

样板戏剧照，这不是“抓老道” 么？欺负银哈。

“共产党讲话：敌变我变！”（张仲年语）咱不跟你玩了，反正俺们队已经在大西洋海底了，咱就Mark Harris吧：

结果呢，机丁迷失方向了。俺们也终于开始上浮。

BS一下周老虎，这你都猜不出来？人那机丁是受到你的启发，才找了这么一张照片，只是“弄巧反拙”了。对手在大西洋海底，你上大兴安岭干哈呢？

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维基百科对机丁的描述：

Chance (Peter Sellers) is a middle-aged man who lives in the townhouse of a wealthy man inWashington D.C. He seems simple-minded and has lived there his whole life, tending the garden. His knowledge is derived entirely from what he sees on television. When his benefactor dies, Chance is forced to leave and discovers the outside world for the first time.

He wanders aimlessly, wearing his former employer's expensive clothes, and is taken for man of means. Chance passes across a TV shop and sees himself captured by a camera in the shop window. As he is watching, he is struck by a car owned by Ben Rand (Melvyn Douglas).

Rand's wife (Shirley MacLaine) brings Chance to their home to recover. Drinking alcohol for the first time in his life, Chance coughs as he tells them his name. "Chance the Gardener" is misheard as "Chauncey Gardiner." Judging by his appearance and manners, Rand assumes that Chauncey is an upper class, well-to-do, highly educated business man. Chance's style and seemingly insightful ways embody the qualities Rand admires. Chance's simplistic utterances about gardens are interpreted as allegorical statements about business and the state of the economy.

Rand is also the confidant and adviser of the U.S. President (Jack Warden), whom he introduces to "Chauncey." Chance's remarks about how the garden changes with the seasons are interpreted by the President as economic and political advice, relating to his concerns about the mid-term unpopularity that many administrations face while in office. Chance, as Chauncey Gardiner, quickly rises to national public prominence. He becomes a media celebrity with an appearance on a television talk show, and is soon on the A-list of the most wanted in Washington society. Public opinion polls start to reflect just how much his "simple brand of wisdom" resonates with the jaded American public. At an upscale Washington cocktail lounge, two important, older, well-dressed men are discussing Chauncey; one says to the other, there is a rumor "he holds degrees in medicine as well as law."

Rand, dying of aplastic anemia, encourages his wife to become close to Chance, knowing Eve is a fragile woman. Rand's doctor (Richard A. Dysart) makes a few inquiries of his own and gets to see Chance for what he truly is — an actual gardener, totally oblivious and unaware to the ways of the world. However, the fact that Chance has given Rand an apparent acceptance of his illness and peace of mind with his imminent death makes the doctor hesitant to say anything. He also obviously sees that Chance possesses no guile, no intent to deceive, or any interest which would adversely impact Ben or Eve, or have any adverse effect upon Eve, or the estate, following Ben's death.

Just days before his death, Rand rewrites his will to include Chauncey. At his funeral, the President gives a long-winded read-out of various bon mots and quotes made by Rand over the years, which greatly impresses the pallbearers, who are members of the board of Rand's companies. They hold a whispered discussion over potential replacements for the President in the next term of office. As Rand's coffin is about to be interred in the family Masonic pyramid-like mausoleum, they unanimously agree on "Chauncey Gardiner."

Oblivious to all this, Chance wanders through Rand's wintry estate. Ever the gardener, he straightens out a pine sapling and then walks off, across the surface of a small lake. The audience now sees Chance physically walking on water. He pauses, dips his umbrella into the water under his feet as if testing its depth, turns, and then continues to walk on the water as Rand's quote "Life is a state of mind" is voiced by the still eulogizing President.