10. It is legal to play professionally.
but you are not the profession one. you just watch!!

9. You can count on it at least four times a week.
Only watch, can;t do it once a month

8. You have a coach to tell you when to advance.
At least no coach will shout at you :"your stupid S O B, you should do..." when you have sex.

7. When you are tired, you always get relieved.
So you always miss the high time

6. If you strike out once, you always have two more chances for a hit.
two more chances doesn't mean that you can hit anyway.

5. Up to four people can score at once.
still, not include you among the 4 people.

4. Pop ups are frequent.
sleepy is more frequent.

3. 30,000 people cheer when you score.
but for you ,you are just one of the 30,000, you can only watch, right? As for sex, nobody want to be as that, right? Besides, I believe watching sex is also exciting.

2. After seven innings, you get to stretch.
you knew that it is impossible to get to stretch from the very beginning.

1. You can get a home run without any foreplay.
but homerun seldom appears. not like sex, you can have homerun everytime.