貼標籤稀飯版－機丁

浦雲樵翁

2011.10.29

這貼標籤是王保長和機丁的買賣，咱在這裡也湊湊熱鬧，看看機丁在稀飯里是怎麼貼標籤的。

機丁是一個稀奇古怪的人物。行事令人莫名其妙，常常不按牌理出牌。首先，“機會園丁” 這個名字，就是一怪。看看他的大頭照：

那表情真滑稽，似笑非笑，是嘲諷，還是嘲弄別人？

維基百科對機丁的描述（見後）：

這E文我也看不懂，還是請狗狗來吧：

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機會（彼得塞勒斯）是一個中年男子，家住在華盛頓的一個富有的人，他似乎頭腦簡單，生活有他的整個生命，撫育花園排屋。他的知識全部來自於他在電視上看到。當他的恩人死亡，可能是被迫離開，並首次發現外面的世界。

他漫無目的的遊蕩，穿着他的前雇主的昂貴的衣服，是指男子採取。機會通過橫跨電視店，並認為自己相機在商店的櫥窗中捕獲。他看，他是本蘭特（梅爾文道格拉斯）擁有汽車襲擊。

蘭德的妻子（雪麥克雷恩）帶來了機會，他們家恢復。在他生平第一次飲酒，可能咳嗽，因為他告訴他們他的名字。 “機會的園丁”是聽錯為“昌加德納。”他的外貌和舉止來看，蘭德假定昌是上層階級，富裕的，受過良好教育的商務男士。機會的風格和看似有見地的方式體現蘭德欽佩的素質。簡單的話語機會的關於花園被解釋為對商業和經濟狀況的寓言報表。

蘭德也是知己和美國總統（傑克監獄長）的顧問，他介紹，“昌西。”機會花園隨季節變化如何解釋作為經濟和政治的意見，主席，有關中期不受歡迎的關注，許多政府面臨在任職期間的言論。機會，昌加德納，迅速上升到國家公共突出。他在一個電視談話節目的外觀成為媒體名人，最想在華盛頓社會的一個列表很快。民意調查開始，以反映他的“智慧的簡單的品牌到底有多少”厭倦的美國民眾的共鳴。在華盛頓一個高檔雞尾酒休息室，兩個重要的，年紀大了，精心打扮的男子正在討論昌;說其他，有一個謠言“，他認為在醫學以及法律的度。”

蘭德死於再生障礙性貧血，鼓勵他的妻子成為親密的機會，知道除夕是一個脆弱的女人。蘭德公司的醫生（理查德ADysart）使自己的幾個查詢和獲取看到什麼，他真正是的機會 -一個實際的園丁，完全漠視和不知道的世界的方式。然而，這樣的機會給了蘭特他的病情和安心接受他即將死亡的明顯的事實，使醫生猶豫說什麼。他顯然也看到這樣的機會，擁有沒有詭計，沒有欺騙的意圖，或任何利息將影響本或夏娃，或有任何不良影響後，除夕，或地產，Ben的死亡。

他去世的前幾天，蘭德重寫他的意志，包括昌。在他的葬禮，總統給出了一個冗長的讀出各種苯教MOTS和蘭德多年來，極大地令人印象深刻的，誰是蘭德公司的公司董事會成員的pallbearers提出報價。他們認為一個潛在替代的下一個任期的總統，低聲討論。由於蘭特的棺材是要在家庭中的共濟會的金字塔式的陵墓安葬，他們一致同意“昌加德納。”

無視這一切，機會漫步通過蘭德的冬天房地產。曾經的園丁，他開竅了松樹苗，然後走開整個表面的一個小湖。現在觀眾看到身體上水上行走的機會。他停頓了一下，逢低他入水在他的腳下的傘，如果測試它的深度，轉彎，然後繼續在水面上行走，蘭德公司的報價“生命是一種心態”是由總統仍然謳歌表示。

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哈哈哈！這狗狗的翻譯跟機丁本人有一拼。本來只打算抄錄一小部分，只是覺得無法完全描述清楚，所以就“長篇大論” 了。

問題是，這個機丁也玩飯太稀，而且玩的不亦樂乎。他還聘請了終身大師全權負責，借光大師作後盾。機丁喜歡給人貼標籤，那麼他自己隊的標籤呢？上面那個大頭照是當仁不讓的了。不過他還喜歡改標籤，這周的標籤是這個，因為對手是石頭隊：

上周機丁對我們，貼了這麼一個標籤：

樣板戲劇照，這不是“抓老道” 麼？欺負銀哈。

“共產黨講話：敵變我變！”（張仲年語）咱不跟你玩了，反正俺們隊已經在大西洋海底了，咱就Mark Harris吧：

結果呢，機丁迷失方向了。俺們也終於開始上浮。

BS一下周老虎，這你都猜不出來？人那機丁是受到你的啟發，才找了這麼一張照片，只是“弄巧反拙”了。對手在大西洋海底，你上大興安嶺干哈呢？

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維基百科對機丁的描述：

Chance (Peter Sellers) is a middle-aged man who lives in the townhouse of a wealthy man inWashington D.C. He seems simple-minded and has lived there his whole life, tending the garden. His knowledge is derived entirely from what he sees on television. When his benefactor dies, Chance is forced to leave and discovers the outside world for the first time.

He wanders aimlessly, wearing his former employer's expensive clothes, and is taken for man of means. Chance passes across a TV shop and sees himself captured by a camera in the shop window. As he is watching, he is struck by a car owned by Ben Rand (Melvyn Douglas).

Rand's wife (Shirley MacLaine) brings Chance to their home to recover. Drinking alcohol for the first time in his life, Chance coughs as he tells them his name. "Chance the Gardener" is misheard as "Chauncey Gardiner." Judging by his appearance and manners, Rand assumes that Chauncey is an upper class, well-to-do, highly educated business man. Chance's style and seemingly insightful ways embody the qualities Rand admires. Chance's simplistic utterances about gardens are interpreted as allegorical statements about business and the state of the economy.

Rand is also the confidant and adviser of the U.S. President (Jack Warden), whom he introduces to "Chauncey." Chance's remarks about how the garden changes with the seasons are interpreted by the President as economic and political advice, relating to his concerns about the mid-term unpopularity that many administrations face while in office. Chance, as Chauncey Gardiner, quickly rises to national public prominence. He becomes a media celebrity with an appearance on a television talk show, and is soon on the A-list of the most wanted in Washington society. Public opinion polls start to reflect just how much his "simple brand of wisdom" resonates with the jaded American public. At an upscale Washington cocktail lounge, two important, older, well-dressed men are discussing Chauncey; one says to the other, there is a rumor "he holds degrees in medicine as well as law."

Rand, dying of aplastic anemia, encourages his wife to become close to Chance, knowing Eve is a fragile woman. Rand's doctor (Richard A. Dysart) makes a few inquiries of his own and gets to see Chance for what he truly is — an actual gardener, totally oblivious and unaware to the ways of the world. However, the fact that Chance has given Rand an apparent acceptance of his illness and peace of mind with his imminent death makes the doctor hesitant to say anything. He also obviously sees that Chance possesses no guile, no intent to deceive, or any interest which would adversely impact Ben or Eve, or have any adverse effect upon Eve, or the estate, following Ben's death.

Just days before his death, Rand rewrites his will to include Chauncey. At his funeral, the President gives a long-winded read-out of various bon mots and quotes made by Rand over the years, which greatly impresses the pallbearers, who are members of the board of Rand's companies. They hold a whispered discussion over potential replacements for the President in the next term of office. As Rand's coffin is about to be interred in the family Masonic pyramid-like mausoleum, they unanimously agree on "Chauncey Gardiner."

Oblivious to all this, Chance wanders through Rand's wintry estate. Ever the gardener, he straightens out a pine sapling and then walks off, across the surface of a small lake. The audience now sees Chance physically walking on water. He pauses, dips his umbrella into the water under his feet as if testing its depth, turns, and then continues to walk on the water as Rand's quote "Life is a state of mind" is voiced by the still eulogizing President.