１．　浪漫數學 ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

精明的男人＋精明的女人＝浪漫
Smart man + smart woman = romance
精明的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝私通
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
　 愚蠢的男人＋精明的女人＝婚姻
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
愚蠢的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝懷孕
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

２． 購物數學SHOPPING MATH

男人總是花兩元錢買他需要的價值一元錢的東西
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
女人總是花一元錢買她不需要的價值兩元錢的東西
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

３． 一般方程與統計GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

女人在找到一個丈夫之前總是為未來擔心
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
男人在找到一個妻子之後才開始擔心未來
A man never worries about the future until he　gets a wife.
成功的男人標誌是，掙的錢比他的妻子能夠花掉的還多
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
成功女人的標誌是，她找到了這樣一位丈夫
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

４． 幸福HAPPINESS

要想與一個男人幸福地相守，你必須對他多一份理解少一份愛
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
要想與一個女人幸福地生活，你必須儘量多愛她，而絕不要試圖去理解她
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

５． 長壽 LONGEVITY

結婚的男人比獨身的男人長壽，但是結婚的男人更多地想到去死
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

６． 改變嗜好 PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

女人嫁給一個男人，期望着他會發生改變，但他並沒有變化
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
男人娶一個女人，期望着她不會變化，但她卻改變了。
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

７． 談話技巧DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

女人在任何爭論上都擁有最後的裁決權。
A woman has the last word in any argument.
任何問題在男人提出來之後，就變成一場新的爭論。
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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