Girl:   Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in Alaska.

    We met on a dating website,

    became friends on Facebook,

    had long chats on Whatsapp,

    he proposed to me on Skype,

    and now we've had 2 months of relationship through Viber.

    I need your blessings and good wishes daddy.

Dad:   Wow! Really!!

    Then get married on twitter,

    have fun on tango.

    Buy your kids on e-bay,

    receive them thru Gmail.

    And if you are fed up with your husband.....

    sell him on Amazon.