>> The Husband Store
>>
>> A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City ,
>> where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at
>> the entrance is a de????ion of how the store operates:
>>
>> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
>> value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
>> The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
>> choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except
>> to exit the building! !
>>
>> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
>> floor the sign on the door reads:
>>
>> Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
>> She is intrigued, but continues to the second
>> floor, where the sign reads:
>>
>> Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
>> "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."
>>
>> She continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
>>
>> Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
>> Looking.
>>
>> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>>
>> She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
>>
>> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
>> and Help With Housework.
>>
>> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>>
>> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
>>
>> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,
>> Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
>>
>> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
>> sign reads:
>>
>> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
>> on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
>> impossible to
>> please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>>
>> PLEASE NOTE:
>> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives
>> store just across the street.
>>
>> The first floor has wives that love sex.
>>
>> The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
>>
>> The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.