男女對白,搞笑情詩一首

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一.男方對白: 

1.簡化白話版:

電你你不睬,思你你悠哉 ,夢你你何在?離你你方來.

 2.白話版:

你說你愛我,但我寫信給你時,你卻不理睬 ;

你說你愛我,但我在單思你時,你卻悠然自在 ;

你說你愛我,但我在睡夢中思念你時,你人何在 ?

你說你愛我,當我離你而去時,為何你方姍姍遲來 ?

3.中譯英版:

You say that you love me, when I write to you, but you do not ignore;

You say that you love me, when I miss you, but you are at ease;

You say that you love me, when I miss you in my sleep, where  you are?

You say that you love me, when I leave you, why you just slowly late?

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二.女方對白 : 

1.簡化白話版:

慕你你獨彩,念你你吃齋, 夢你你哪在? 棄你你卻賴.

2.白話版:

你說你愛我,但我發信給你時,你卻在女孩那邊大放光彩 ;

你說你愛我,但我在想念你時,你卻在那邊念佛吃齋 ;

你說你愛我,但我在晚上時想你時,你人哪在 ?

你說你愛我,當我離你而去時,為何你還賴 ?

3.中譯英版:

You say that you love me, when I write to you, but you are shine in the side of girls; 

You say that you love me, when I miss you, but you are vegetarian and Buddhist sutras in the side;           

You say that you love me, when I fancy you at night, where you are? 

You say that you love me, when I leave you, why you said I was wrong?

附註:

1.歡迎譯成各種版本!大家一起為新年來助興!

2.那位中譯英高手光臨,敬請校正.不才先謝過.