我什麼樣的家長會都喜歡參加，倆娃給掙足了面子，對比之下，當年的我實在很對不起爹和娘。

 

昨晚是籃球隊的家長會，有點兒心虛，怕聽不懂。主教練主持會議: 70多人參加TRY OUT，最後決定隊員名單是件很殘酷的事，能入隊的絕對是最好的，沒有摻雜任何其他因素（我心裡已經開始美了。。。）

 

“但是，”，教練一聲乾脆的“BUT”又讓人緊張起來，“THERE IS NO SUCH THINGS LIKE FAIR PLAY. THE FEE THAT ARE ASKED TO RUN THIS PROGRAM ARE NOT ASSOCIATED WITH PLAYING TIME. WE ARE TRYING TO BE A COMPETITIVE TEAM, THUS PLAYING IS EARNED AND THE COACHES HAVE THE ULTIMATE DECISION WHO THEY WANT AND WHEN THEY WANT DURING GAMES OR PRACTICES.” 噝~~~這些話很有針對性啊，難道他知道我曾經為兒子不能上場而起過膩？

 

然後是隊紀隊容要求，1，2，3，4，5，6，7，8，9。。。。。。

 

然後寫支票：餐飲60,贊助65，鞋子有3種耐克，一咬牙NIKE HYPERDUNK吧，好在JERSEY不用買，但要買SHOOTING SHIRT，SWEAT PANTS,沒聽說過啊這是啥時候穿的？還沒弄明白呢95刀又出去了。

 

最後是義工報名，有4個工種，CONCESSION STAND，ADMISSION GATE，GAME CLOCK AND GAME BOOK。我申請了GAME CLOCK AND GAME BOOK，表示雖然我對籃球一竅不通，但我有在游泳池掐秒表的工作經驗又是個QUICK LEARNER。。。

簡歷很快被駁回，“YOU PROBABLY NEED SOME KNOWLEDGE OF BASKETBALL FOR THESE POSITION.THE BOOK IS WHERE YOU KEEP ALL THE STATS FOR THE GAME，FOULS, POINTS, TIME OUTS, ETC.....IF YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT IT CAN BE DIFFICULT. SAME WITH CLOCK. YOU KIND OF NEED TO KNOW WHEN TO START AND STOP CLOCK, LIST POINTS, FOULS, ETC....”

 

打擊有點兒大，不過很快得到安慰“當然我們很需要你，還有兩種工作你肯定能勝任。”還有的是CONCESSION STAND和ADMISSION GATE，擺攤兒比較婆媽，我申請當看門老大爺，我管這叫掌門人。

 

準備上崗！