五百八十億美元換來一記響亮的耳光

公孫明  05/13/2016

習 近平去年十月帶着老婆彭妹妹訪問英國，以堂堂中國最高領袖的身份興高彩烈地獲得英女皇的偉大“召見”。杯酒言歡之後，我們的大大土豪地送出了一張總值五百 八十億美元的支票，使得那死氣沉沉的英國經濟又活了過來，跟那個用中國勞工的血汗救美國就是救中國，做美國工人好朋友的溫大總理家寶有得一比。

風 光回國後，國內的報章媒體當然也跟着頭條地替習近平幹些驕其妻妾的勾當，讓習近平臉上着實光彩了不少。而當我們還在感嘆從前英國人用鴉片和船堅炮利幾乎榨 光了中國人白花花銀子的時候，習近平用五百八十億美元來證明中國是個嫌錢太多以德報怨的國度，也算得上是種千奇百怪的報仇方式！

但更精彩的還在後頭。這個頭髮也是白花花的老女皇在跟下屬討論習近平這次訪英活動時居然給了習近平一記響亮的耳光。消息轉回中國，習近平這個身兼網路和媒體大總管的當然下令一個字都不能泄露，大陸的網民大多數都無緣得知這個光榮的事件了。

帝國主義者亡我之心不死，這句話怎地這麼快就被忘記了，而且是由當前的中國共產黨帶頭？毛主席，您魂兮歸來！

如有疑問，請看下面一則英文的報導，你看不懂英文的話，自己負責：

British 'barbarians' need manners lesson, says China paper

https://www.yahoo.com/news/british-barbarians-manners-lesson-says-china-paper-055132151.html

AFP  May 12, 2016

Beijing (AFP) - The British media is riddled with "barbarians" who would benefit from a lesson in manners from China's ancient civilisation, a state-run newspaper said Thursday after Queen Elizabeth II called some Chinese officials "very rude".

In a rare diplomatic gaffe, the British monarch was caught on camera at a Buckingham Palace garden party making unguarded comments about a state visit last year by President Xi Jinping that drummed up billions in Chinese investment.

The remarks made headlines worldwide on Wednesday but initially they were largely censored in China, blacked out of BBC World transmissions, according to the British broadcaster.

The Global Times newspaper, which is close to China's ruling Communist Party, blamed the British media for blowing the incident out of proportion and fawning over the footage as if it was "the most precious treasure".

"The West in modern times has risen to the top and created a brilliant civilisation, but their media is full of reckless 'gossip fiends' who bare their fangs and brandish their claws and are very narcissistic, retaining the bad manners of 'barbarians'," it said in an editorial.

"As they experience constant exposure to the 5,000 years of continuous Eastern civilisation, we believe they will make progress" when it comes to manners, it added in the Chinese-language piece, which was not published in English.

London and Beijing have both proclaimed a new "golden era" of relations between the former imperial power -- whose forces repeatedly invaded China in the 19th century -- and the rising Asian giant, now the world's second-largest economy.

Xi's trip in October saw a clutch of contracts announced, which Cameron said were worth almost $58 billion.

At the time the overseas edition of the People's Daily, the Communist Party's official mouthpiece, breathlessly portraying the visit as the start of a beautiful friendship.

But in her recorded comments the Queen commiserated with a police commander for her "bad luck" in having to oversee security for Xi and his wife.

Members of the Chinese delegation "were very rude to the ambassador", the monarch said, exclaiming: "Extraordinary!"

- 'Exposing itself' -

A columnist at Chinese website "Today's Headlines" recalled visible mutual discomfort during the three-day sojourn, describing it as "thought-provoking awkwardness" and adding it "primarily arose out of cultural and political differences".

On Chinese social media posters decried Britain's lack of awareness and understanding of Chinese ways, noting "an arrogance which makes them feel they needn't bother to learn".

"Every country's customs are different, OK - not all people must cater to you," wrote a commenter on the Twitter-like Sina Weibo.

Others were ashamed.

"We're already embarrassed by talk about what our average people get up to abroad," said one. "Being embarrassed by our officials abroad is even worse."

The British monarch never expresses overtly political views in public and is known for her discretion, never granting an interview in her 64-year reign.

But her comments came as British Prime Minister David Cameron was recorded calling Nigeria and Afghanistan "possibly the two most corrupt countries in the world", heaping scrutiny on the tete-a-tetes of British leadership.

"Even among Western countries, Britain is most frequently 'caught with its pants down' and 'exposing itself'," the Global Times editorial said.

But it added that it would be "unthinkable" for British authorities to have deliberately leaked the royal footage, as "if they had deliberately done so, that would have been truly crude and rude".
The paper shrugged off the Queen's comments themselves as "not a big deal", stating: "Chinese diplomats surely also scoff at British bureaucrats in private."