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送交者: 爪四哥 2023年03月26日08:36:35 于 [笑林之声] 发送悄悄话

虽然是老新闻了,但看到后,还是被震惊到了。。。

尼玛,美国犹太富豪们“合法”偷税漏税,可谓无所不用其极!

年初,俺们靠山屯儿刚刚做了Property Assessment,按照新评估的价值,今年的地税居然增加了15% !!!!

如果不同意镇里的评估,必须要在五月一号之前,file Assessment Appeals。

特意查了一下新州的Property Tax Code,伊利诺斯前犹太州长的“合法”骚操作,在新州也同样适用。

没说的,今天就把家里的五个马桶拆了,今后俺天天去后院解决问题!

嘿嘿,看到爪友的建议,俺灵鸡一动,于是就有了“革命诗抄”。。。。

免税!

作者:夜挺

为人进出的门紧锁着,
为狗爬走的洞敞开着,
一个声音高叫着:
爬出来吧,给你免税!
我渴望着免税,
但也深知道——
人的躯体哪能由狗的洞子爬出!
我只能期待着,
那一天——
地下的火冲腾,
把这活棺材和我一齐烧掉,
我应该在烈火和热血中得到免税。

 

附录:

伊利诺伊州长Pritzker,他是Hyatt酒店犹太家族的继承人。房子是2007年买的第二套,购买价370万美元,但没有入住,估计是用来投资。
2015年,Pritzker拆了房子里的5个马桶,然后政府对房子的估价从630万美元降到110万美元,这带来了33万美元的退税与房产税减征。
但这没有影响到他在2018年当选州长,2022年他连任州长。不过,美国政客的丑闻层出不穷,美国人也习惯了。
以前华盛顿市市长Marion Barry被FBI抓到吸毒,从监狱刑满释放后他又再次当选了华盛顿市市长。

J.B. Pritzker is the Democratic nominee and a very wealthy man - an heir to the Hyatt Hotels fortune, he's worth $3.2 billion.

In 2007, Pritzker and his wife bought a second mansion next to the one they live in on Chicago's Astor Street, for $3.7 million. As The Chicago Sun-Times reported, that mansion remained vacant and was allowed to fall into disrepair.

And then in October 2015, according to a report by Cook County Inspector General Patrick Blanchard, the Pritzkers had five toilets removed from the second house so that it would be classified as "uninhabitable" in a property tax appeal filed by the Pritzkers. Cook County assesses vacant properties at 10 percent of the market value.

The toilets were removed shortly before the affidavits in the property tax appeal were submitted. The county assessor's office "lowered the 6,378-square-foot mansion's assessed value from $6.3 million to about $1.1 million," The Chicago Tribune reports.

As a result, the inspector general writes, "the County ultimately fell victim to a scheme to defraud ... which resulted in the property owner ultimately receiving property tax refunds totaling $132,747.18 for the years 2012, 2013 and 2014, as well as additional tax savings of $198,684.85 for the years 2015 and 2016."

Despite the problematic image of a billionaire removing the toilets at his spare mansion to avoid paying $300,000 in taxes, it may not matter for Pritzker's odds in the governor's race. A poll released Tuesday found Pritzker had a 22-point lead over Rauner.


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