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如何吃杏仁兒(一則好笑的跟貼)
送交者: 郁香茶 2013年03月16日19:25:21 於 [笑林之聲] 發送悄悄話

今天在某英文論壇看到一則詢問如何吃杏仁的帖子如下:

How do I eat almonds?

Do you eat almonds just whole, with the skin on them and everything? Or do you have to peel them first? Also, do I have to wash them first?

一看竟有不少跟貼。現摘幾帖如下。有個跟貼讓我笑翻了,猜猜是哪一帖?
1.
There is no need to wash almonds before eating. As for how to eat them depends on what season it is.
If it is winters then you should try eating them with skin. Whole almonds give heat to your body. So in winters in helps you keeping warm from inside. Also, the oil from them avoids your skin from getting dry in winters.
In summers, you should soak the almonds overnight, peel them next day and then eat it. Soaked and peeled almonds gives coolness to body .... that what we need in summers. Hope it helped.
My momma told me.

2.
open mouth
insert nut
chew chew chew
swallow

3.
Eat everything except the shell.

4.
After you remove the shell you put it in your mouth, and no you dont wash them first.

5. The skin is supposed to have fibre and is anyway very thin.
You can wash and soak them overnight before eating, they taste delicious and juicy!

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