花街分析師，是在美國金融界呼風喚雨的角色。他們對上市公司的評估，能直接把一個公司送入天堂，或打進地獄。

不過，在股市摸爬滾打的時間越長，越發現花街分析師能忽悠。說句難聽的，信分析師的鬼話，還不如扔個硬幣賭正反面更靠譜。尤其是摩根大通，讓俺在中概股上賠得血本無歸。。。

就在幾天前，摩根大通的分析師又口出驚人之語：

April 4, 2022 06:49 AM ET (BZ Newswire) -- News

JP Morgan analyst Ryan Brinkman maintains Tesla (NASDAQ:TSLA) with a Underweight and raises the price target from $325 to $335.

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Telsa號稱是做空者的地獄和天堂。這幾年，有好幾家對沖基金做空Telsa失敗，賠得傾家蕩產關門倒閉；也有很多家對沖基金，靠做空Telsa賺了個腦滿腸肥。不過，無論怎麽做空，Telsa都是萬里長城永不倒，總趨勢是一直走高。即使俄烏戰爭造成的跌幅損失（最低跌到$766），也全部收復。昨天收盤，雖然跌了4.17%，但今天大盤市前已漲到$1061。

美國白左與歐洲白左對汽車排氣標準近乎苛刻的要求，為電車的發展開闊了廣闊的空間。Telsa做為電車業的龍頭老大，前景更是無限看好。為何 short proof 的Telsa股價，會被摩根大通的分析師Ryan Brinkman定在$335？這個老猶的根據是啥？

百思不得起姐。。。

百思不得妻姐。。。

百思不得騎姐。。。

直到我看到下面這個報道，才恍然大悟！

尼瑪，Brinkman 把Telsa的價位定在令人木凳狗呆的$335，是為了取悅老闆！

原來，Tesla的馬老闆與摩根大通的大當家迪蒙，是不共戴天的冤家死對頭。

The longstanding feud between Tesla CEO Elon Musk and JPMorgan Chase chairman and CEO Jamie Dimon has bubbled up over a breach of contract lawsuit, the Wall Street Journal reported Monday.

What they're saying: “If JPM doesn't withdraw their lawsuit, I will give them a one star review on Yelp,” Musk told the Journal. “This is my final warning!”

“We have provided Tesla multiple opportunities to fulfill its contractual obligations, so it is unfortunate that they have forced this issue into litigation,” JPMorgan said in a statement last week.

Why it matters: Part of the bad blood between the two came to light last week when JPMorgan Chase sued Tesla over $162 million, alleging "breach of contract action" over stock warrants.

The big picture: Musk has "spurned" JPMorgan over the years as he sought to expand Tesla, per the Journal.

Conversations between the two companies have, "often upset one side or the other," and efforts by Dimon and Musk to reconcile have failed, the Journal reported, citing people familiar with the matter.

While JPMorgan was involved in Tesla's 2010 initial public stock offering and several subsequent transactions, other banks such as Goldman Sachs Group frequently took precedence, the Journal reported.

JPMorgan hasn't worked on any Tesla offerings or transactions since 2016, and Musk has turned to other banks for his personal loans, per the Journal.

NND，這就是所謂的神仙打架，股民遭殃。

俺原本打算跟高進場。。。仔細想了想，一咬牙一跺腳，再信分析師一次！先在路邊呆着，靜等$335 的餡餅從天上砸下來。。。