Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular
day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body
went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said,
"I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have
a mind in order to believe in God".

The teacher praised the little girl, as a little boy raised his
hand. The little boy says, "I think your heart goes to heaven
first because God is all about love".

"Very good," said the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw
Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no", she thought I'm not gonna like
this, "Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes
to heaven first?" Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says,
"Your feet".

The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven
first. He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parent's bedroom
last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said,
"Oh God, I'm coming!"