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如何吃杏仁儿(一则好笑的跟贴)
送交者: 郁香茶 2013年03月16日19:25:21 于 [笑林之声] 发送悄悄话

今天在某英文论坛看到一则询问如何吃杏仁的帖子如下:

How do I eat almonds?

Do you eat almonds just whole, with the skin on them and everything? Or do you have to peel them first? Also, do I have to wash them first?

一看竟有不少跟贴。现摘几帖如下。有个跟贴让我笑翻了,猜猜是哪一帖?
1.
There is no need to wash almonds before eating. As for how to eat them depends on what season it is.
If it is winters then you should try eating them with skin. Whole almonds give heat to your body. So in winters in helps you keeping warm from inside. Also, the oil from them avoids your skin from getting dry in winters.
In summers, you should soak the almonds overnight, peel them next day and then eat it. Soaked and peeled almonds gives coolness to body .... that what we need in summers. Hope it helped.
My momma told me.

2.
open mouth
insert nut
chew chew chew
swallow

3.
Eat everything except the shell.

4.
After you remove the shell you put it in your mouth, and no you dont wash them first.

5. The skin is supposed to have fibre and is anyway very thin.
You can wash and soak them overnight before eating, they taste delicious and juicy!

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