治憂鬱帖

（一帖見笑）

7/19/2014

  某君掛急診， 手掌粘着根。

  醫護全傻眼， 太太把冤申：

  因俺口特干， 丈夫性不順，

逮着強力膠， 竟去潤滑身

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注2：記着，少兒不宜。

注3：十八歲以上男女，無論是誰，哪天不太開心，就來這帖藥吧，準保一帖見笑。。。

若需更多funny後續詳情，請見下邊的English報導（English不太強的，請掛專家門診）：

Man Superglues Hand To Penis On 'Sex Sent Me To The E.R.'

The Huffington Post  | By David Moye

Posted: 07/17/2014 2:03 pm EDT Updated: 07/17/2014 2:59 pm E

Dr. Matthew Valente has seen his share of sticky situations in his years as a Chicago-based emergency room physicians, but none were as weird as the man who superglued his hand to his penis.

"The night before, [the patient' was fixing his lamp next to his bed and he left the superglue tube on the nightstand," Valente explained on an episode of "Sex Sent Me To The E.R." airing Saturday on TLC.

The glue tube just happened to be next to a tube of lubrication he kept on hand for when he and his wife were in the mood for love.

Some time in the middle of the night, the unidentified male and his wife decided to have sex and he reached for what he thought was the lubricant.

"Only he went a little too fast, and -- voila! -- his hand became stuck to his penis," Valente said.

It was a sight to behold, according to the good doctor.

"This was a large amount of skin that was affixed together," Valente said. "There wasn't just a small amount of glue. It wasn't just one finger. It was, in fact, his entire palm and all his fingers, which were tightly affixed to his genitals."

The patient's wife was impatient for the man to get his hand off his sex organs, so Dr. Valente started researching ways to remove superglue.

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