2014-08-08
【Aiden in English】
I love comedies. There funny, entertaining, what's not to like about there? And what show is better than the famous Punchliner？ The show is a combination of the best entertainers across America. It was started by George Lopez, and he decided to work with Carnival Cruise Lines. Obviously, when I heard about the Punchliner Show on board, I bolted to the next performance.
The Punchliner became the best comedy ever. Unfortunately, it was the 2nd to last day, so this was the only show I was going to watch. I wasn't disappointed as expected. The comedian, Christ Wiles, was awesome. His jokes were funny for everyone, and my favorite joke was when the guy said the one time he got in a bar brawl. He challenged a man twice his size and said they'd meet in the parking lot in 10 minutes to "settle this like men". That' when he mentioned that he fought to live, not for fun, so he cheated to win. Back in the parking lot, the two men met and so the comedian hit the other dude...... with his car. That story had me laughing till I was hoarse. And his Elmo falsetto voice from Sesame Street was pretty good, too.
Like I said, it was the last show and I would even pay for another performance. But for some reason, I have a feeling that this won't be my last time seeing the Punchliner.
我愛好喜劇，但凡搞笑的、富有娛樂性的東西豈能輕易錯過？有哪個表演會比《妙語連珠》更有聲有色？《妙語連珠》網羅了全美傑出藝人，最初由喬治‧洛佩茲掛牌做台柱子，後來他又與“嘉年華”遊輪合作。登船後我聽說《妙語連珠》將作為保留節目與乘客見面，我頓時無法按捺期待的心情。
《妙語連珠》算得上最好的脫口秀。遺憾的是，眼下正值整個航程倒數第二天，因此今天的演出將成為最後一場壓軸戲。如期所望，我對演技相當滿意。喜劇演員克里斯特‧懷爾斯表現出色，他插科打諢，叫人忍俊不禁，其中有這樣一個笑話我特別喜歡。在酒吧里，克里斯特與一位比自己塊頭大出兩倍的老兄吵架，他用挑釁性的口吻說，十分鐘後咱倆到停車場“算賬”。克里斯特知道，這可不是鬧着玩的，自己非得拿出看家本領拼上小命才成，他不琢磨出個歪點子休想打贏這位老兄。等他們來到停車場相見時，克里斯特開着……老兄的汽車撞到了另外一個傢伙。我樂得上氣不接下氣，他模仿《芝麻街》裡毛茸茸紅色怪物艾蒙發出的假聲滑稽得要死。
正如我方才所說，這是最後一場脫口秀，我情願自己花錢買票再看一場。但不知為什麼，我有預感今後還會觀賞《妙語連珠》。
