紐約有份兒免費免費報紙，《am newyork》。我最愛看。為什麼涅？不花錢，白給不說，各大地鐵口、商業中心、交通繁華地帶，經常有派發報紙滴，有些發報紙的小妞兒、中年風韻黑白俏佳人兒還特別親熱，白拿一份兒報紙，還能得到聲音甜美、笑容滿面的連勝“thank you ”……絕對大賺。

今天這份報紙的頭版頭條是“The First Lady”，副標題是：“克林頓創造了美國選舉的歷史”。（Clinton makes history with presidential nomination）

剛一看，以為會說，希拉里是美國第一位女總統候選人什麼滴，後來發現，滿不是那麼回事兒，原來是希拉里的丈夫，前總統克林頓為老婆競選，站出來替他老婆吹牛逼，主要是說他老婆不僅能承受作為妻子的無盡的“生活中的煩惱”，是一個標準模範的妻子，而且能為“生活”創造變化，在前總統克林頓看來，能為家庭生活創造“變化”的人，必定能給美國社會和人民帶來更大的變化，他因此倍感驕傲和自豪！

所謂：“床頭打架床尾和，吻頸之交腿廝磨”，

又有云：“天上下雨地下流，兩口子打架不記仇，白天吃的一鍋飯，晚上睡覺一個枕頭”。

這比那：“啊，夫君，我愛你！”、“歐耶，老婆，我也愛你”，看起來真實。那些客氣話太特麼的假，假招子。

下面是原文：

Hillary Clinton made history Tuesday，becomeing the first woman to be nominated for president by a major political party when Democrats formally chose her to lead their ticket。

In a state-by-state roll call vote，Democrats put to rest a tougher-than-expected fight between Clinton and Sen.Bernie sanders of Vermont for the party's nomination while breaking a symbolic barrier。In a show of unity，Sanders closed the voting by moving to suspend the rules and have the record show Clinton unanimously selected。

About three hours after the nomination become official，her husband former President Bill Clinton，delivered a folksy address that appeared to try to tackle some of Hillary's biggest problem spots with voters：relatability and trustworthiness。

Still one of the Democrats' best speakers despite being out of office 16 years，Bill Clinton was all about humanizing details such as courtship，marriage，child rearing and the the struggles of a typical middle class couple，and，even，binge-watching lowbrow movies（“Police Academy”）。He called his wife，“first and formost，a mother。”

He also pivoted to contrast her with Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump，calling Hillary “real” and the brash developer “a cartoon。”

“One is real and one is made up，”theformer president sad。“Everybudy gets cartoons。They're two-dimensional。They're easy to adsorb。Life in the real world is complicated and real change is hard and lots of people think it's boring。”

Than，pausing to point and address the delegates，he said：“Good for you，because earlier today you nominated the real one。”

He said his wife had “done more to make positive change when she was 30 than many officials do in lifetime。”

And，in a retort to criticism that Hillary Clinton represents the status quo，Bill Clinton said she was the “best change maker I've ever met。”