《世界上最远的距离-- -The most distant way in the world 》翻译集锦
（一）《问世间何物把我们彼此推向远方》 送交者: 淡薄天涯 2006年5月29日
问世间何物把我们彼此推向远方? The most distant way in the world
不是生死两茫茫 is not the way from birth to the end.
而是咫尺天涯 It is when I sit near you
我的爱无法融入你的心房 that you don't understand I love you.
问世间何物把我们彼此推向远方 The most distant way in the world
不是你不明了我心中的渴望 is not that you're not sure I love you.
而是爱你到魂迷神散 It is when my love is bewildering the soul
却不知如何向你表白我的衷肠 but I can't speak it out
问世间何物把我们彼此推向远方 The most distant way in the world
不是情意绵绵口难张 is not that I can't say I love you.
而是我心底缠绵的爱 It is after looking into my heart
愿与你到地老天荒I can't change my love.
问世间何物把我们彼此推向远方The most distant way in the world
不是我对你的爱情深意长 is not that I'm loving you.
而是你我虽相爱 It is in our love
心灵却天各一方 we are keeping between the distance.
问世间何物把我们彼此推向远方The most distant way in the world
不是时空让我们泪眼相望 is not the distance across us.
而是当我们冲破世俗的隔阻 It is when we're breaking through the way
却不敢承认深爱对方 we deny the existance of love.
问世间何物把我们彼此推向远方 So the most distant way in the world
不是两棵孤树只能隔山对望 is not in two distant trees.
而是同源同根 It is the same rooted branches
却不能相依相偎, 叶茂花香 can't enjoy the co-existance.
问世间何物把我们彼此推向远方 So the most distant way in the world
不是 树枝朝着不同的方向is not in the being sepearated branches.
而是闪烁的星星 It is in the blinking stars
难以擦出耀眼的光芒 they can't burn the light.
问世间何物把我们彼此推向远方 So the most distant way in the world
不是流星不够耀眼光亮 is not the burning stars.
而是一逝既过 It is after the light
留下的是一片黑夜茫茫 they can't be seen from afar.
问世间何物把我们彼此推向远方 So the most distant way in the world
不是那瞬间即逝的光芒 is not the light that is fading away.
虽然我们同生在世 It is the coincidence of us
情缘却不在此生上 is not supposed for the love.
问世间何物把我们彼此推向远方? So the most distant way in the world
只因我生为那自由的飞鸟,你是蛟龙在海底唤雨翻江 is the love between the fish and bird.
我在天空 One is flying at the sky,
你在海洋 the other is looking upon into the sea.
（二）送交者: 问题多 2006年5月29日
我说咱俩没缘 The most distant way in the world
还不是你死我活 is not that I can't say I love you.
我就坐你旁边 It is after looking into my heart
你愣是看不见 I can't change my love.
我说咱俩没缘 The most distant way in the world
还不是你看不见 is not that you're not sure I love you.
我鬼迷了心窍 It is when my love is bewildering the soul
舌头打了弯 but I can't speak it out
我说咱俩没缘 The most distant way in the world
还不是我舌头打弯 is not that I can't say I love you.
我把心掏出来瞧 It is after looking into my heart
它还就是个死心眼 I can't change my love.
我说咱俩没缘 The most distant way in the world
还不是为了死心眼 is not that I'm loving you.
你老是花枝乱颤 It is in our love
嗨，我怎么够得着哪 we are keeping between the distance.
我说咱俩没缘 The most distant way in the world
还不是花枝乱颤 is not the distance across us.
我偷偷伸了半天手 It is when we're breaking through the way
却有贼心没贼胆 we deny the existence of love.
我说咱俩没缘 So the most distant way in the world
还不是有贼心没贼胆 is not in two distant trees.
你是我表妹 It is the same rooted branches
谈婚论家要看血缘 can't enjoy the co-existence.
我说咱俩没缘 So the most distant way in the world
还不是因为血缘 is not in the being separated branches.
天上星星乱眨巴 It is in the blinking stars
它们咋就不闭眼 they can't burn the light.
我说咱俩没缘 So the most distant way in the world
还不是星星不闭眼 is not the burning stars.
那星星都没了 It is after the light
黑咕隆咚看啥看 they can't be seen from afar.
我说咱俩没缘 So the most distant way in the world
还不是啥也看不见 is not the light that is fading away.
咱俩一块伸手 It is the coincidence of us
嘿，那不成握手啦 is not supposed for the love.
说了半天咱俩没缘 So the most distant way in the world
这么着吧，你上天我下地 is the love between the fish and bird.
一直朝前走 One is flying at the sky,
别往两边看 the other is looking upon into the sea.
（三）《世之远途》 送交者: 职业 2006年5月29日
The most distant way in the world 世之远徒
is not the way from birth to the end. 非生死之道
is when I sit near you 乃坐在汝旁
that you don't understand I love yu.汝却茫茫。
The most distant way in the world世之远徒
is not that you're not sure I love you.非汝之茫茫
is when my love is bewildering the soul 乃吾之旎觞
but I can't speak it out吾言彷徨
The most distant way in the world世之远徒
is not that I can't say I love you.非吾言彷徨
It is after looking into my heart乃吾心之内
can't change my love.爱汝永常。
The most distant way in the world世之远徒
is not that I'm loving you.非吾爱之常
It is in our love乃吾之所爱
we are keeping between the distance.失之经常。
The most distant way in the world世之远徒
s not the distance across us.非不经常
is when we're breaking through the way乃经常之中
we deny the existance of love.失之寻常
So the most distant way in the world世之远徒
is not in two distant trees.非失之寻常
is the same rooted branches乃同跟之树
can't enjoy the co-existance.失之绵常。
So the most distant way in the world世之远徒
not in the being sepearated branches. 非不绵常
t is in the blinking stars 乃星之闪烁
y can't burn the light. 非光之欢唱。
So the most distant way in the world世之远徒
s not the burning stars.非光之无唱
It is after the light乃 欢唱之后
can't be seen from afar. 黑夜茫茫
So the most distant way in the world世之远徒
is not the light that is fading away.非黑夜茫茫
It is the coincidence of us 乃同居世上
is not supposed for the love.却无爱房
So the most distant way in the world世之远徒
is the love between the fish and bird. 乃天上海上
One is flying at the sky,我行于空中
the other is looking upon into the sea.你却漫游海洋。
（四）送交者: 如若 2006年5月29日
世界上最遥远的The most distant way in the world
并非出生到入土 is not the way from birth to the end.
而是坐在你的左右 It is when I sit near you
你也体会不到我的爱柔 that you don't understand I love you.
世界上最遥远的 The most distant way in the world
并非你不懂我的爱悠 is not that you're not sure I love you.
而是我早已爱得魂不守舍 It is when my love is bewildering the soul
却不能向你言表 but I can't speak it out
世界上最遥远的 The most distant way in the world
并非我无法说出我的爱由 is not that I can't say I love you.
而是再一次察看我的心底 It is after looking into my heart
我无法改变我的爱柔I can't change my love.
世界上最遥远的The most distant way in the world
并非我爱你悠悠 is not that I'm loving you.
而是在我们的爱路 It is in our love
我们将距离始终维持 we are keeping between the distance.
世界上最遥远的The most distant way in the world
并非我们之间的丈与尺 is not the distance across us.
而是当我们冲破世俗的经纬 It is when we're breaking through the way
我们却否认爱的生路 we deny the existance of love.
那世界上最遥远的 So the most distant way in the world
并非两棵树间遥远的恋思 is not in two distant trees.
而是同树同枝 It is the same rooted branches
却不能相依相思 can't enjoy the co-existance.
那世界上最遥远的 So the most distant way in the world
并非树上分离的树枝is not in the being sepearated branches.
而是在闪烁星世 It is in the blinking stars
光芒难以独特 they can't burn the light.
那世界上最遥远的 So the most distant way in the world
并非燃烧的星世 is not the burning stars.
而是闪光亮突 It is after the light
在远处余亮疲乏 they can't be seen from afar.
那世界上最遥远的 So the most distant way in the world
并非那光芒的靡萎 is not the light that is fading away.
而是我们同生在世 It is the coincidence of us
却不能走上爱路 is not supposed for the love.
那世界上最遥远的 So the most distant way in the world
是鱼儿和鸟雀间的爱波is the love between the fish and bird.
一个在天空旋凯 One is flying at the sky,
一个则面向海洋深处叹息 the other is looking upon into the sea.
（五）送交者: 田垄. 2006年5月29日
忒远了 The most distant way in the world
生你时我都老大不小了 is not the way from birth to the end.
咱倆坐一起 It is when I sit near you
那不是老牛嫩草煞风景嘛 that you don't understand I love you.
忒远了 The most distant way in the world
说爱也白说 is not that you're not sure I love you.
你把我心搞乱套了 It is when my love is bewildering the soul
胆汁都吓出来了 but I can't speak it out
忒远了 The most distant way in the world
说爱也没用 is not that I can't say I love you.
捧出心来给你看 It is after looking into my heart
大概会不跳了I can't change my love.
忒远了The most distant way in the world
还爱个啥劲呐 is not that I'm loving you.
爱来爱去瞎忙活 It is in our love
天崖海角算了吧 we are keeping between the distance.
忒远了The most distant way in the world
两地分居难熬哇 is not the distance across us.
油盐酱醋谁来打 It is when we're breaking through the way
还是承认现实吧 we deny the existance of love.
忒远了 So the most distant way in the world
人挪活树挪死啊 is not in two distant trees.
我扎根在边疆你扎跟在家乡 It is the same rooted branches
树枝茂盛两发展吧 can't enjoy the co-existance.
忒远了 So the most distant way in the world
干柴烈火两不遇呀is not in the being sepearated branches.
乱闪的星星 It is in the blinking stars
能点得着火吗 they can't burn the light.
忒远了 So the most distant way in the world
夜晚星眼乱放电 is not the burning stars.
天大亮了以后 It is after the light
谁还管谁呀 they can't be seen from afar.
忒远了 So the most distant way in the world
光都不见了 is not the light that is fading away.
碰巧的事儿 It is the coincidence of us
还是别爱了 is not supposed for the love.
忒远了 So the most distant way in the world
你非我族类呀is the love between the fish and bird.
咱们大路通天 One is flying at the sky,
各走两边吧 the other is looking upon into the sea.
（六）沪语版-----送交者: 慌兮兮. 2006年5月29日
世界廊（上）滴（的）路远来兮
但还弗（不）作兴弗是活来就是死
吾就坐拉（在）侬边廊（上）
侬还莫知莫过（觉）弗晓得
世界廊（上）滴（的）路实在远哦
倒弗一定是侬弗晓得吾格（的）心想
就是七岔捻三、神智夜雾
吾还弗晓得自家想岗（讲）啥
世界廊（上）滴（的）路远得野花花
弗是开弗出口岗（讲）吾交关欢喜侬
本来老早就看相隔壁头宁（人）家了
但想来想气（去）还是侬最好
世界廊（上）滴（的）路弗要忒远哦
弗是吾哪能弗欢喜侬
吾妮（我们）住得近来兮
但就是看弗见来、摸弗着
世界廊（上）滴（的）路说远亦弗忒远
总归两只脚还走得到
气煞宁（人）滴是吾忒（与）侬岗（讲）句真心言话
侬倒岗（讲）侬从来弗宁（认）得吾
所以岗（讲）涅（呢）
弗是吾妮（我们）隔得多少远
是吾妮同病相怜
侬还弗想埠（耽）一道
所以岗（讲）涅（呢）
弗是七岔捻三的事体
连星星都晓得眨一眨眼睛
哝心里就是拎弗清
所以岗（讲）涅（呢）
弗是星星弗够亮
是侬自家
两眼墨擦黑
所以岗（讲）涅（呢）
弗是星星没忒了
倒是吾妮活了一生世
连一点点缘份都无么（没有）
所以岗（讲）涅（呢）
吾妮是鱼岗鱼话、鸟岗鸟话
浑身弗搭介
吾飞吾格（的）、侬游侬格（的）水
（七）现代沪语版----送交者: 雁翎. 2006年5月29日
世界郎最远的距离 The most distant way in the world
勿是阿拉勿好讲阿拉欢喜侬 is not that I can't say I love you.
而是阿拉对勒心里厢看了又看 It is after looking into my heart
也勿能改变的爱 I can't change my love.
世界郎最远的距离 The most distant way in the world
勿是侬吃不准阿拉是否欢喜侬 is not that you're not sure I love you.
而是阿拉的魂灵头出窍被爱搞糊涂了 It is when my love is bewildering the soul
不过阿拉舌头搭牢讲也讲勿出 but I can't speak it out
世界郎最远的距离 The most distant way in the world
勿是阿老舌头搭牢爱字讲不出 is not that I can't say I love you.
而是阿拉对勒心里厢 看了又看 It is after looking into my heart
也勿能改变的爱 I can't change my love.
世界郎最远的距离 The most distant way in the world
勿是阿拉勒亥爱侬 is not that I'm loving you.
而是阿拉两家头的爱 It is in our love
远的来够勿着 we are keeping between the distance.
世界郎最远的距离 The most distant way in the world
勿是阿拉两家头当中隔开条马路 is not the distance across us.
而是好不容易打开格条路 It is when we're breaking through the way
阿拉两家头却再也不承认爱还勒亥 we deny the existence of love.
所以讲世界郎最远的距离 So the most distant way in the world
还勿是两棵隔了老远的树 is not in two distant trees.
而是长勒同一条根朗的树杈杈 It is the same rooted branches
勿可以相帮了一道好好过日脚 can't enjoy the co-existence.
所以讲世界郎最远的距离 So the most distant way in the world
还勿是硬筋拿伊分开来的树杈杈 is not in the being separated branches.
而是大眼瞪小眼的星星伊拉 It is in the blinking stars
勿能够让自家的光头烧得更加亮 they can't burn the light.
所以讲世界郎最远的距离 So the most distant way in the world
还勿是像火光一样亮的星星之间 is not the burning stars.
而是烧光了以后 It is after the light
伊拉相互之间再也看不到 they can't be seen from afar.
所以讲世界郎最远的距离 So the most distant way in the world
还不是光线呒么啥也看不到 is not the light that is fading away.
而是阿拉两家头一道想通格么事 It is the coincidence of us
却跟爱情再也勿搭界 is not supposed for the love.
所以讲世界郎最远的距离 So the most distant way in the world
其实就是鱼搭鸟的爱情 is the love between the fish and bird.
鸟勒天朗飞啊飞 One is flying at the sky,
鱼勒水里眼睛朝下游啊游 the other is looking upon into the sea.
（八）相声版------送交者: 勤劳灌水 2006年5月29日
甲：最近我看这个论坛啊，很有些心得体会。
乙：哦？说来听听？
甲：我最有感触的，就是那个诗朗诵：世界上最远的距离。你听啊：
世界上最远的距离，
不是生与死的距离，
而是我站在你面前，
你不知道我爱你。。。。
乙：大山大海的深情啊，真是不错。就是不知道作者是谁？
甲：不管作者是谁，他说的都不太对，他肯定是没看过一个电影。
乙：哪个电影啊？
甲：鳄鱼邓迪。
乙：那怎么呢？
甲：电影快结束的时候，那个男主角准备离开纽约了，女的追到地铁站，隔着黑压压一片等车的人，互相喊话。
乙：能听得见吗？
甲：当然不能了，中间得有热心人帮着给传话。
乙：有意思，怎么传的呢？
甲：那个女的先喊：“你留下，别走了！”
乙：哦，感情是要挽留他。
甲：中间几个人帮着传：“你留下，别走了。”“你留下别走”“她让你留下，你别走了”
乙：那男的听见了吗？
甲：听见了，他大声地问：“为什么？”
乙：是啊，为什么不让他走啊？
甲：那个传话的不明白，说：“我哪儿知道为什么啊？”
乙：咳，谁问他了呀。
甲：说的是啊，男主角用手指，让他传过去，他这才明白：“他问为什么？”
乙：看看，差点就弄拧了。
甲：幸亏啊，把话传过来，那个女的一咬牙，大喊一声：“我爱你！”那些人把话传过去，俩人这才终于走到了一起。
乙：多玄啊。
甲：所以说啊，什么是世界上最远的距离，那个作者说的那些个都不对。
乙：人家说的那好些个都不对？那你给说说。
甲：世界上最远的距离，就是中间隔着个传话的。
乙：有那么严重吗？
甲：不信？要说刚才那事儿，发生在北京地铁里，你就能同意我的说法了。
乙：好，您来来？
甲：也是那么一男一女，差点就分开了，在地铁站里，隔着一大堆人，通过他们给传话。
乙：有点意思。
甲：女的先喊：“你留下吧，别走了！”
乙：隔的远，热心人得帮着传一下。
甲：“嫩留着，被走了”
乙：嗯？这位山东大哥口音还挺重。
甲：下一个传话的听见了，是个上海姑娘：“嫩的留下好了，要背着走滴。”
乙：这是差哪儿去了。
甲：传到再下面一个，是个广东小伙，就成了：“她缩馁要把tend背走。”
乙：嘿嘿，别说，还不一定背得动。
甲：那个男的听见了，心说：我跟tend没什么事儿啊，她这是说什么呢。怀疑我断背？八成是误会了。
乙：这事除了tend别人还真都不明白。
甲：那个男的说了：“我跟tend什么事也没有，你搞错了！”
乙：还是解释一下比较好。
甲：传话的还得帮忙啊，广东的小伙先来：“tend是什么也没有的啦，有谋搞错！”
乙：一下tend就被剥夺成无产阶级了。
甲：上海姑娘赶紧接着传：“贪的什么没有了呀，不要乱讲话！”
乙：嗯，反正都是批评的话。
甲：山东大哥再接着：“说俺贪？俺什么时候乱讲话？乱讲话的人讨厌，”
乙：润涛阎？听着怎么那么耳熟啊？
甲：耳熟？几句话的功夫都到了美国了。
乙：噢，那是够远的。
甲：那你看看我说的对不对，最远的距离就是隔着人传话？
乙：对，还真是有道理。
甲：这还是隔着明白人呢，也就是有点口音罢了。要是隔着个糊涂蛋给传话，那距离就更远了。
乙：那又怎么呢？
甲：不好说，咱今天就先说到这儿，那个写词的不给往下写了。我一般都是让她代问你好。
乙：啊？
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（泰戈尔诗正宗原版翻译）
世界上最远的距离 The most distant way in the world
不是生与死的距离 is not the way from birth to the end.
而是我站在你面前 It is when I sit near you
你不知道我爱你 that you don't understand I love you.
世界上最远的距离 The most distant way in the world
不是我站在你面前 is not that you're not sure I love you.
你不知道我爱你 It is when my love is bewildering the soul
而是爱到痴迷 but I can't speak it out
却不能说我爱你
世界上最远的距离 The most distant way in the world
不是我不能说我爱你 is not that I can't say I love you.
而是想你痛彻心脾 It is after looking into my heart
却只能深埋心底 I can't change my love.
世界上最远的距离 The most distant way in the world
不是我不能说我想你 is not that I'm loving you.
而是彼此相爱 It is in our love
却不能够在一起 we are keeping between the distance.
世界上最远的距离 The most distant way in the world
不是彼此相爱 is not the distance across us.
却不能够在一起 It is when we're breaking through the way
而是明知道真爱无敌 we deny the existance of love.
却装作毫不在意
世界上最远的距离 So the most distant way in the world
不是树与树的距离 is not in two distant trees.
而是同根生长的树枝 It is the same rooted branches
却无法在风中相依 can't enjoy the co-existance.
世界上最远的距离 So the most distant way in the world
不是树枝无法相依 is not in the being sepearated branches.
而是相互了望的星星 It is in the blinking stars
却没有交汇的轨迹 they can't burn the light.
世界上最远的距离 So the most distant way in the world
不是星星之间的轨迹 is not the burning stars.
而是纵然轨迹交汇 It is after the light
却在转瞬间无处寻觅 they can't be seen from afar.
世界上最远的距离 So the most distant way in the world
不是瞬间便无处寻觅 is not the light that is fading away.
而是尚未相遇 It is the coincidence of us
便注定无法相聚 is not supposed for the love.
世界上最远的距离 So the most distant way in the world
是鱼与飞鸟的距离 is the love between the fish and bird.
一个在天 One is flying at the sky,
一个却深潜海底 the other is looking upon into the sea.
