I wish your post were not as mean-spirited as your ID would suggest.

You're right that He is the LORD and MASTER. but nothing can be further from the truth. Jesus also wants to be our personal friend and he absolutely wants us to consider Him as such.

What do friends do to each other? Well, I can think of many thingy's that I would do to my friends. Being an advocate, supporting and cheering with great passion for a friend who
is doing what I think is the right thingy would certainly top the list. I presume many folks like
yourself on this forum would agree.

If all you have learned about the Christian God is fear and nothing else, than I would seriously suggest that you re-examine your life and relationship with God once again.