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5.1 性格測試 Personality Test
送交者: 盧岩 2023年12月12日08:15:18 於 [茗香茶語] 發送悄悄話

十一月的一天,在下課後回宿舍的路上,我和同鄉女同學走在一起。這時,一個90+公斤重量級,2米高,像是拳擊運動員似的,現實生活中極少見的年輕壯男,從我們對面走了過來。我就讓路,走得和女朋友很近很近,可是她一點兒也不讓路,我推她像是推在牆上似的。

One day in November, on the way back to the dormitory after class, I walked with a female classmate from my hometown. At that moment, a 90+kg heavyweight, 2m tall, like a boxer, a young strong man rarely seen in real life, came facing us.  I gave way and walked very, very close to my girlfriend, but she didn't give way at all, I pushed her like I was pushing against a wall.

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那個走反路的壯漢過去了;這位女朋友卻生氣地大叫着譏諷那個壯漢,要去打他。我拉她回來,生氣地問她:“你那邊有地方,你就不給我讓點兒路”。

女朋友說:“不是我有性格,他走反路,他讓路才對!是你太窩囊了;你怕什麼呀!”

The strong man who went opposite direction of the way has passed; The girlfriend yelled angrily and ridiculed the strong man and was going to beat him. I pulled her back and angrily asked her, "You have a place over there, so you won't give me some way."

The girlfriend said: "It's not that I have a character, he goes the wrong way, he should give way! It's you who are too cowardly; what are you afraid of!"

我聽了很尷尬,說:“我是有點兒窩囊!也是我的本能,就像動物似的:體弱的遇到比它強壯的,就自覺地避開了。”

沉默了一會兒之後,她說:“我明白了,你受氣都受習慣了。這是你的性格。你怎麼和他結怨了呢?”

我回答:“我不認識他。”

她問:“你再想一想,你沒見過他?”

I was embarrassed to hear it and said: "I am a bit of a wimp! It's also my instinct, like an animal: the weak one meets the one stronger than it and unconsciously avoids it."

After a moment's silence, she said: "I see, you're used to being bullied. This is your character. How did you come to bear a grudge against him?"

I replied:  "I don't know him."

She asked: "Think again, you haven't seen him?"

我感覺很難為情,笑着說:“就剛才那位,一見不忘;前幾天,我見過他一次。那是在機電管前面花園裡的空地上,又沒別人,我走出花園,他走進花園,我們倆相向而行。我向左躲,他向右;我向右躲,恰巧他也向左,結果,他比我高一頭,我撞在他的胸膛上了。”

Feeling embarrassed, I smiled and said: "Just moment ago that one, one sight not forgetting; a few days ago, I met him once. It was in the open space in the garden in front of the Electrical and Mechanical Hall, and there was no one else, I walked out of the garden, he walked into the garden, we both walked towards each other. I dodged to the left, and he to his right; I dodged to the right, and it so happened that he also went to his left, as a result, he is a head taller than me, I bumped into his chest."

女朋友問:“那次,你們倆吵起來了?”

我回答:“沒有,互相道歉,就笑着散了。”

Girlfriend asked: "That time, you two got into a fight?"

I replied: "No, apologized to each other and broke up laughing."

女朋友說:“剛才的事兒不對!在離他30多米遠的時候,我就看出來了:他是瞄着你過來的。要不是最後他閃了一下,他就擦撞上你了。你們倆的身量比起來,你可能被他撞得趔趄出去3、4米遠。我還以為他要找你麻煩呢!我都準備好動手了。”

Girlfriend said: "Something is not right just now! I saw him when he was more than 30 meters away from us: he was aiming at you to come. If he hadn't dodged a little bit at the end, he would have collided you on waist side. Comparing the two of you, you could have stumbled 3 or 4 meters away from him. I thought he was coming to revenge you! Ready to knock him down."

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5.1-2 小心駛得萬年船 Cautiousness Can Navigate Ten-Thousand-Year Ship

當時我不知道,這個前女友是傳統摔跤世家出身,從小跟隨父母在市場上做生意,與賊打架。這時她的摔跤技能相當於體育學院摔跤專業本科畢業,所以她說的上面的話都是真實的。我對此事總是迷惑不解,直到2014年,我寫回憶錄,知道了那是劉團長在測試我的性格。

Unbeknownst to me at the time, this ex-girlfriend came from a traditional wrestling family and grew up following her parents to do business at marketplace and fighting thieves. At this point her wrestling skills were equivalent to a bachelor's degree in wrestling major of Sports Academy, so what she said above was true. I was always confused about this until 2014, when I was writing my memoirs and learned that it was Troupe Leader Liu testing my personality.

我的性格特質和古墨西哥的墨西哥(亦作特拉洛克,約公元1325年,如圖5.1.2-2至-14,是墨西哥帝國的開國皇帝和雨神)一樣。圖2是驚慌失措的墨西哥,展示了他所有的性格特質,左邊中間顯示了他膽小如鼠。圖3顯示他成年後做事總是謹小慎微,還是膽小如鼠。圖4至7顯示他幼年患了嬰幼兒神經發育失調症,不但延誤了他的智力發展,還使他自幼肢體運動不協調;長大後他具有多重性格(見圖12),還偶爾表現出傻相(見圖11)。

My personality traits are the same as those of Mexico of ancient Mexico (also known as Tlaloc, c. 1325 A.D., as in Figures 5.1.2-2 through -14, the founding emperor of the Mexican empire and God of rain). Figure 2 shows a panicked Mexico, demonstrating all of his traits, with the center left showing him as timid as a mouse. Figure 3 shows him as an adult always doing things carefully, still timid as a mouse. Figures 4 through 7 show that he suffered from infantile neurodevelopmental disorder in his early childhood, which not only delayed his intellectual development but also caused him to have uncoordinated body movements from an early age; as an adult, he had multiple personalities (see Figure 12), and he also showed occasional silly looks (see Figure 11).

在《墨西哥法典》中,墨西哥自幼身穿盔甲(如圖9),那盔甲是什麼呢?筆者我認為那就是他四十歲之後的“三千威儀八萬四千細行”(參見16.2),但他年青時並不完全具備。所以,那盔甲一部分是他修習禪定得來的戒律(參見第12章《禪》),還有一部分是他由於膽小如鼠而形成的結界(參見6.6節《結界》)。如圖10所示,那些膽子大的,不怕死的就死了,而那隻老鼠卻收到了很多靈丹,獨得真傳。

In the Mexican Codex, Mexico is shown as wearing armor (Figure 9) since childhood, what is that armor? I believe that it was the "3,000 Majesties 84,000 Enchantments” (cf. 16.2), that he had after he was forty years old, but he did not have all of them when he was young. So that armor is partly the precepts he got from practicing meditation (cf. Chapter 12 Meditation), and partly the Tie Boundaries (cf. Section 6.6 Tie Boundary) formed due to his timidity. As shown in Figure 10, those who were bold and unafraid of death died, while the rat received many Spiritual Elixirs and was uniquely gained the real teachings.

讀者可能會問,他這樣懦弱,舍利王怎麼會選他做教子,把王位傳給他呢?圖13顯示當環境逼迫,墨西哥具有多重性格,會轉變成為勇敢的人。圖14顯示,墨西哥是個紅臉漢子,能夠背負壓力,忠誠地繼續舍利王未完成的事業。

The reader may ask how King Huitzilopochtli could have chosen him as his godson and passed the throne to him when he was such a coward? Figure 13 shows that when push comes to shove, Mexico has multiple personalities that transform into courageous men. Figure 14 shows that Mexico is a red-faced man, able to carry the pressure and faithfully continue King Huitzilopochtli's unfinished business.

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