舜王（即小龙女，嫘祖，如图1）听说尧皇去会稽县超渡大禹去了；她认为那肯定会成功。这时尧皇都已经成佛二十多年了，理论醇熟。大禹在十年前就已经是入流果圣人了。舜王觉着她和牛郎分手的时间到了，就经常找家人文官和刺客哭诉，“对不起牛郎，对不起孩子！”

King Shun (aka. Little Dragoness, Lei Ancestor, see fig. 1) heard that White-king Yao had gone to Huiji County to transcendentally ferry Big Yu; she believed it would surely succeed. By this time, White-king Yao had attained Buddhahood over twenty years prior, her teachings thoroughly refined. Big Yu had attained the “entering stream fruit” Sage a decade prior. King Shun felt the time had come to part ways with Cowboy. She often sought out her family, Literary-Official and Assassin to lament, “I'm sorry for Cowboy. I'm being unfair to my children!”

刺客和文官商量：“我们俩只是劝说不行，应当有所行动，主动请求去刺杀大禹；这会让小龙女感觉舒服些！”

文官同意了。小龙女也同意了，还给了他们俩一袋子银子。文官和刺客就悄悄地离开了国务院，去刺杀大禹了。

Assassin and Literary-Official discussed, "Simply persuading her won't work; we should take action and volunteer to assassinate Big Yu. This will make Little Dragoness feel better!"

Literary-Official agreed. Little Dragoness also agreed and gave them a bag of silver. Assassin and Literary-Official then quietly left the State Council to assassinate Big Yu.

2

一天，女婴哭丧着脸来找娥黄，说：“小龙女找我哭诉，说他对不起牛郎，对不起尘香和尘凡两个孩子。我劝她不要那么想，这一切都是身不由己。她就让我去刺杀大禹。我说我要考虑一下再给她答复。”

娥黄说：“你不能刺杀大禹，他是尧皇的教子，佛。我们龙国和小龙女没关系；但我们喜欢佛。如果大禹死了，我们龙国人就不支持中华共和国了。那样，中华共和国就崩溃了。”

One day, Heroine came to Beauty Yellow with a tearful face and said, "Little Dragoness came to me crying, saying that she was sorry to Cowboy and to her two children, Dust Scent and Dust Mortal. I advised her not to think like that, that it was all beyond her control. She then asked me to assassinate Big Yu. I said I would think about it and give her an answer later."

Beauty Yellow said, "You shouldn’t assassinate Big Yu. He is the godson of White-king Yao and a Buddha. Our Dragon Kingdom has no relation to Little Dragoness; but we admire Buddha. If Big Yu dies, we Dragon Kingdom people will no longer support the Republic of China. In that case, the Republic of China will collapse."

女婴回答：“我知道！我们中国人是炎黄子孙。炎字代表炎帝，玉皇大帝。黄字代表黄帝，就是大禹。如果大禹死了，我们中国人就不是炎黄子孙了，就没有龙的传人了。但是小龙女让我去！”

娥黄说：“你应该去！我发现这两天文官和刺客不见了。我估计他俩和你一样，是小龙女派去刺杀大禹了。你去看看，如果大禹有危险，你先把他们俩杀掉。”

Heroine replied, "I know! We Chinese are descendants of Yan Huang. The character 'Yan' represents Creator Yan, Turquoise White-king Great Creator. The character 'Huang' represents Creator Yellow, who is Big Yu. If Big Yu died, we Chinese would no longer be descendants of Yan Huang, and there would be no descendants of dragon. But little dragoness asked me to go!"

Beauty Yellow said, “You should go! I've noticed Assassin and Literary-Official have vanished these past two days. I suspect they were sent by Little Dragoness to assassinate Big Yu, just like you. Go check it out. If Big Yu is in danger, kill them both first.”

女婴回答：“行！如果事情暴露了，你可得为我作证：我去找文官和刺客了。我没有刺杀众生之父的计划！”

注，大禹是金童，亚当，和佛，是众生之父。小龙女是夏娃，玉女，观音菩萨，是众生之母。

Heroine replied, “Agreed! If this plan is exposed, you must testify for me: I went to find Literary-Official and Assassin. I never planned to assassinate the father of all sentients!”

Note, Big Yu is the Gold Boy, Adam, and Buddha—the father of all sentients. Little Dragoness is Eve, Jade Girl, and Guanyin Bodhisattva—the mother of all sentients.

3

女婴出发去找文官和刺客，在武汉市的边境遇到了国防部的巡检。一位警官认识女婴，说几句话后，她就过去了。

女婴没走多远，那位她认识的官员追来了，说：“我刚才查阅了国务院的调度记录，没有关于你的调度通知。”

女婴不明白，说：“我这是去XYZ走亲戚，我没去调度局登记。”

Heroine sets out to find the Literary-Official and Assassin. At the border of Wuhan City, she encountered a patrol team from the Ministry of National Defense. An officer recognized Heroine. After exchanging a few words, she passed through.

Heroine hadn't gone far when the official she knew caught up with her and said, "I just checked the State Council's dispatch records, and there's no dispatch notice for you."

Heroine didn't understand and said, "I'm going to visit relatives in XYZ. I didn't register with the dispatch bureau."

那位官员说：“国务院的新规定，我以为你知道呢！但凡国务院的工作人员出武汉，都需要有经由地官员或目的地官员的陪同。你跟我来看我们收到的国务院通知记录。”

女婴看了新规定后说：“我不知道这项新规定。”

那位官员说：“这样吧！我们派人跟着你去走亲戚，就不用上报了。”

The official said, "I thought you were aware of the State Council's new regulations! Any State Council staff member leaving Wuhan must be accompanied by an official from the transit point or the destination. Come with me to see the State Council's notification record that we received."

After reading the new regulations, Heroine said, "I don't know about these new regulations."

The official said, "How about this? We'll send someone with you when you visit your relatives, and we won't report it."

女婴也没办法，她这是私自出行。如果被上报到国务院，她是向会稽县的方向前进，就可能被怀疑是去找大禹的麻烦了。

女婴到XYZ后，打听了几次一个不存在的人，然后对陪伴她的护卫说：“不找了，可能是那位亲戚搬家了。我回家了。”

Heroine had no choice; she was traveling without permission. If it were reported to the State Council that she was heading towards Huiji County, she would be suspected of going to cause trouble for Big Yu.

After arriving in XYZ, Heroine inquired several times about a person who didn't exist. Then she told the guard accompanying her, "I'm not looking anymore. Maybe that relative has moved. I'm going home."

那位陪同她的护卫说：“我们护卫的工作有规定，必须把被保护的人交给他或她所认识的人。我必须陪你回家，把你交给你的家人。”

女婴还是没办法脱身，就只能回家了。在家里住了几天后，她就回了国务院。

The guard accompanying her said, "Our job is to hand over the person we are protecting to someone he or she knows. I must accompany you home and hand you over to your family."

Heroine still couldn't escape, so she had no choice but to go home. After staying at home for a few days, she returned to the State Council.

4

话说文官和刺客在回会稽县的路上，刚进入会稽县的地界，就遇见了警察在执行任务。会稽县是文官和刺客的老家，当地的警察他们俩都认识。出于好奇，他们俩想看看这些警察是在保护谁。他俩就在主街的路口看着。很快，他俩就看见大禹在逐个商店找工作。

他们俩上前问大禹：“你怎么来这里了？”

Heroine and the assassin were on their way back to Kuaiji County when, upon entering the county's territory, they encountered police on a mission. Kuaiji County was their hometown, and they both knew the local police. Out of curiosity, they wanted to see who the police were protecting. They stood at the main street intersection and watched. Soon, they saw Big Yu going from shop to shop looking for work.

The two men approached Big Yu and asked, "Why are you here?"

大禹回答：“我想去武汉（找舜王），没钱了，我得打工赚路费！”

文官和刺客炫耀地拍着马上的银袋子说：“你的两位小叔，我们俩发财了！走！二位叔叔请你去最好的饭店吃饭！”

Big Yu replied, "I want to go to Wuhan (to visit King Shun), but I'm out of money. I need to work to earn money for the journey!"

Literary-Official and Assassin proudly patted the silver pouches on their horses, boasting, “Your two little uncles here have struck it rich! Come on! Your two little uncles are treating you to the finest restaurant!”

大禹从小就羡慕文官和刺客有钱，他俩也从不对大禹吝啬，常请大禹去饭店吃饭。大禹非常喜欢白吃他们俩的饭。

此时大禹约三十岁，文官和刺客的年龄也不算大，都才四十多岁。他们老朋友相见，说笑着进了当地最好的饭店。

Since childhood, Big Yu had envied Literary-Official and Assassin for their wealth. They two were never stingy with Big Yu, often inviting him to dine at restaurants. Big Yu thoroughly enjoyed freeloading off their meals.

At this time, Big Yu was about thirty years old, and neither Literary-Official nor Assassin was particularly old, both in their forties. The old friends met, chatting and laughing as they entered the finest restaurant in town.

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