目錄 Catalog：1. 堯皇要召開政治局會議 White-king Yao to convene a Politburo meeting；2. 什麼是法師 What is a Juristic Teacher? 3. 舜王的病因和治療 the cause and treatment of King Shun's illness；4. 二郎神的怨氣 Second Wolf God's Resentment；5. 牛郎的病情 Cowboy's Illness；6. 七夕相會 Valentine’s Meeting；7. 臨危受命 Mission entrusted in national crisis

娥黃回到武漢後，就去向堯皇（如圖1）匯報。她看見娥黃回來了，驚訝地問：“呃！你怎麼回來了？我讓你在外面多旅遊些時日！”

娥黃回答：“舜王（如圖2）病了！醫生們和大禹（如圖3）都說她病得很嚴重！我給你寫信怕說不清楚，就沒說。”

Upon returning to Wuhan, Beauty Yellow went to report to White-king Yao (as shown in Figure 1). Seeing Beauty Yellow back, she asked in surprise, "Oh! Why are you back? I told you to travel around for a while longer!"

Beauty Yellow replied, “King Shun (as shown in Figure 2) has fallen ill! The physicians and Big Yu (as shown in Figure 3) all say her condition is serious! I feared I couldn't explain it clearly in a letter, so I didn't mention it.”

堯皇立刻讓御醫去看舜王，並且通知大禹的師傅們：你們趕緊跟大禹研究舜王的病情，隨後讓他來政治局開會。

White-King Yao immediately sent the imperial physicians to see King Shun and informed the Big Yu’s teachers: You should quickly study King Shun's condition with Big Yu and then have him come to the Politburo meeting.

2. 什麼是法師 What is a Juristic Teacher?

堯皇為什麼讓法師們研究舜王的病情？中華文化中法師包括魔術師，算命先生，風水師，律師，和所有宗教的老師，例如上帝，女神，佛，和尚，尼姑，道士，喇嘛，牧師，和羅馬教皇等全部的外國宗教領袖。

法師的主要職責是超渡眾生。本書的7.5節是編者我編寫的超渡程序。第一條就是治療精神病。也就是說，法師在超渡人的時候，如果顧客有精神病，法師必須先治好他或她的精神病。

Why did White-king (aka. Emperor) Yao order Juristic Teachers to study King Shun's illness? In Chinese culture, the term “Juristic Teacher” encompasses magicians, fortune tellers, feng shui practitioners, lawyers, and teachers of all religions—such as Gods, Goddesses, Buddhas, monks, nuns, Taoist priests, lamas, pastors, and Popes, along with all foreign religious leaders.

The primary duty of a Juristic Teacher is to Transcendently Ferry sentients. Section 7.5 of this book contains the Transcendently Ferry procedures, I, the compiler, have formulated. The first article addresses the treatment of mental illness. When a Juristic Teacher performs Transcendently Ferry for a client, if the client suffers from mental illness, the Juristic Teacher must first cure his or her mental illness.

第二條 “無所得” 是通解八萬四千煩惱（參見14.3節）。這八萬四千煩惱亦作八萬四千病。這個病說的就是精神病。

第四條 “想去哪兒去哪兒” 是治療 “鬼神病”。神病和鬼病在本質上相同，現代人稱作癔症，也是一種精神病。

Article 2: “No Objective Gain” is the universal resolution of the eighty-four thousand annoyances (see Section 14.3). These eighty-four thousand annoyances are also referred to as the eighty-four thousand illnesses. This illness refers to mental illness.

Article 4: “To Think Where to Go is Arriving There” is the treatment for “God Ghost Disorders.” God illness and ghost illness are essentially the same, known in modern terms as hysteria, which is also a form of mental illness.

第五條是受戒（即傳授約櫃），是順解八萬四千病。病都治好了，顧客就達到了 “正等明” 。正等明是上帝和佛的覺悟。

所以黃帝大禹是中華民族的醫學始祖。在這方面，黃帝大禹著有《黃帝內經》。我生病的時候，查閱過《黃帝內經》，那本書是後人編寫的，對我沒有太大的用處。但是《黃帝內經》包括《中華藥典》，裡面的三萬多個古代藥方是現代的中國人正在使用的。

Article 5 is taking precepts (i.e., Covenants Ark), which resolves eighty-four thousand illnesses in correct sequence. Once all illnesses are cured, the client attains “Correct Equality Light.” Correct Equality Light is the enlightenment of God and Buddha.

Therefore, Yellow Creator Big Yu is primogenitor of Chinese medicine. In this regard, he authored the “Yellow Creator Inner Sutra.” When I was ill, I consulted the “Yellow Creator Inner Sutra,” but that book was compiled by later generations and proved of little practical use for me. However, the Yellow Creator Inner Sutra, including the Chinese Pharmacopoeia, contains over thirty thousand herbal formulas that are still used by modern Chinese today.

3. 舜王的病因和治療 the cause and treatment of King Shun's illness

在政治局的會議上，大禹簡要地論述了舜王的病情和治療。大禹說：“舜王和牛郎真心相愛，生活在一起多年了，而且已經有了兩個孩子。我大禹忽然出現了，打斷了他們的關係，破壞了他們的家庭。牛郎不懂這一切都因為什麼，他認為舜王忘恩負義，所以他心懷怨恨，病了。由於牛郎的知識和覺悟水平低，舜王不能給他講清楚這一切不幸的原因，感覺牛郎冤枉她了，所以也病了。舜王的結症所在是牛郎不能理解這件事；她的病長在牛郎的身上了。”

At the Politburo meeting, Big Yu briefly outlined King Shun's illness and treatment. Yu stated: "King Shun and Cowboy shared a genuine love, having lived together for many years and raised two children. My sudden appearance disrupted their relationship and shattered their family. Cowboy does not understand the reason for all this. He believes King Shun is ungrateful, so he harbors resentment and has fallen ill. Due to Cowboy's limited knowledge and low level of enlightenment, King Shun cannot explain the cause of all this misfortune to him. Feeling wronged by Cowboy, she too has fallen ill. The root of King Shun's affliction lies in Cowboy's inability to comprehend this matter; her illness has taken root within Cowboy."

大禹繼續說：“治療舜王的病要從牛郎着手。首先讓牛郎出氣，讓他知道舜王曾經為了維持和他的關係，派人刺殺我大禹。牛郎得知舜王是很在乎他的，為了他不惜殺人，那立刻就感覺舒服多了。隨後安排他們倆見面，促膝談心。如果牛郎理解了這整件事，不再怨恨舜王了，舜王的病就好了。舜王和牛郎的病不在於他們的婚姻破裂本身，而是在於牛郎不能正確地理解這件事。為牛郎講明白天道輪迴的道理很難。”

Big Yu continued, "To cure King Shun's illness, we must start with Cowboy. First, let Cowboy vent his anger. Let him know that King Shun once sent assassins to kill me, Big Yu, to maintain her relationship with him. When Cowboy realizes that King Shun truly cared for him—so much so that she was willing to kill for him—he will immediately feel much better. Then arrange for them to meet and have a heart-to-heart talk. If Cowboy comprehends the entire situation and no longer harbors resentment toward King Shun, then her illness will be cured. The root of both their ailments lies not in the breakdown of their marriage itself, but in Cowboy's failure to properly understand the affair. Explaining the theories of Godly Cycle to Cowboy is no easy task."

4. 二郎神的怨氣 Second Wolf God's Resentment

堯皇看了看西王母（如圖4）；西王母微笑着點點頭。堯皇拿出一封信遞給大禹說：“這是我哥哥南海龍王（如圖6）給我的家書。信裡面談到了牛郎的病情，和治療建議。你看看能不能對你有幫助。”

White-king Yao glanced at King Mother of the West (as shown in Figure 4); she smiled and nodded. White-king Yao took out a letter and handed it to Big Yu, saying, “This is a family letter from my elder brother, Dragon King of the South Sea (as shown in Figure 6). It discusses Cowboy's illness and treatment suggestions. See if it might be of help to you.”

大禹侃侃而談，沒注意聽。他打開信一看：“呃！這是家書啊！那我還不能看！”

天蓬元帥二郎神（如圖5）聽後不高興了，氣氛地說道：“讓你看，你就看！哪來的那麼多廢話！”

西王母插話了：“嗨！這是正常的客套話，二郎神怎麼發脾氣了！”

Big Yu chatted animatedly, paying no heed. He opened the letter and exclaimed, “Oh! This is a family letter! Then I can't read it!”

Upon hearing this, Sky Ceiling Marshal Second Wolf God (as shown in Figure 5) grew displeased and snapped, “White-king Yao told you to read it, so read it! Where does all this nonsense come from!"

King Mother of the West interrupted: "Hi! This is a normal courtesy. Why is Second Wolf God losing his temper?"

堯皇笑着說：“自從蟠桃博覽會之後，這是十幾年來二郎神第一次再見到大禹。他還在為弼馬溫（即大禹）禍害了他的三千匹戰馬而生氣呢！我早就想說，大禹在蟠桃博覽會上患的那病有一少半是二郎神給嚇出來的（參見2.8.2 《阪泉之戰》），吃你的一點兒馬肉算不了什麼！但他從來沒在我面前抱怨過大禹禍害了他的戰馬。”

White-king Yao chuckled, “This is the first time Second Wolf God has seen Big Yu in over a decade since the Pan Peach Expo. He's still furious that Wrangler —that is, Big Yu—ruined his three thousand warhorses! I've long wanted to say that the illness Big Yu caught at the Pan Peach Expo was less-half scared into him by Second Wolf God (see section 2.8.2) —eating a bit of your horse meat was nothing! But he never once complained to me about how Big Yu ruined his warhorses.”

西王母說：“啊！我想起來了，（那個牧場和戰馬是夏國付給二郎神的對大禹的保護費），那三千匹馬是我們自己家的，我們願意殺戰馬吃肉！”

堯皇說：“這叔侄倆神交（在心裡算計對方）十多年了，不隔心！”

大禹趴在桌子上不停地笑。

King Mother of the West exclaimed, “Ah! I remember now— (that pasture and warhorses were protection fees paid by the Xia Kingdom to Second Wolf God for safeguarding Big Yu). Those three thousand horses belong to our own household! We're willing to slaughter the warhorses for meat!”

White-King Yao said, “These uncle and nephew have been plotting against each other for over a decade—their hearts are never apart!”

Big Yu leaned on the table, laughing uncontrollably.

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