The Weekend Funniest 每周一笑 Sept 9, 2006

1.對婚姻的新理解
結婚是錯誤； 離婚是覺悟；再婚是執迷不悟.

2.新時代男士成功三部曲
升官;發財;死老婆 (這第三部曲太損, 需改進)

3.秀才和農夫
一天一個窮秀才閒得無聊到鄉下逛逛。看見一個農夫，手裡拿着兩個竹籃，一大一小，隨即詩性大發, 對着農夫搖頭晃腦吟道: 大籃是籃, 小籃也是籃.小籃放在大籃里, 兩籃變一籃. 農夫聽罷很是惱怒,心想這小子拿我開玩笑. 這時, 恰好鄰村一群人抬着一口棺材出殯, 吹吹打打好不熱鬧. 農夫忽然眼前一亮,計上心來. 他一手指着秀才, 另一手指着棺材說道: 秀才是才, 棺材也是材. 秀才放在棺材裡, 兩才(材) 變一材.

4．Go through your phone book. Call them and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who drive you are your true friends. The rest are not bad people, they are just someone you happen to know.

5．Q: How do mad scientists freshen their breath?
A: With experi-mints!

6．Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!

7. An English man is a person who does things because it has been done before; an American is a person who does things because it has never been done before.