(節奏歡快輕鬆地)

I'm comin' from Burma,
To this big island called Tonga,
On a Niu-B Class-One visa,
Changin' my life for-ever.

Ye Ye Ye.

Got a job in a Chinese diner,
Twenty-four seven flipping burger,
To earn an extra dollar,
I also deliver pizza.

Ye Ye Ye Ye.

My boss' name is Meister,
He's a mean ass-kicker.
No no, he buys no dish-washer,
Cause he says my hands work better.

Yeah Yeah Yeah.

I wash 'em good, I wash 'em lot, I wash 'em fast and I wash 'em cleaner.

Yeah Ye Ye Ye, I am a happy dish washer.
This world knows only two men from good ol' China.
One is a washer and one is a sucker.

Washer and sucker, both sail from China.
Yeah Yeah Yeah our life is a big washer burger sucker and f..ker.

Ye Ye Ye!