| 關於美國教育頂一哈小六! |
| 送交者: 直言 2011年04月19日12:18:33 於 [茗香茶語] 發送悄悄話 |
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美國的公立教育系統已幾乎被患有心理疾病的力撥辱全盤劫持,完全背離了萬惡的美國立國精神和生活常識。其最糟糕的核心部分是力撥辱常年像販賣白粉一樣竭力灌輸的凡事不需承擔個人責任,可依賴社會、政府拯救的魯瑟犧牲者人生觀。 藉此機會,再貼一次假託蓋子同學流行於世的十一規戒言: Rule 1. Life is not fair; get used to it. Rule 2. The world won't care about your self esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3. You will NOT make $40,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone, until you earn both. Rule 4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. Rule 5. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity. Rule 6. If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. Rule 7. Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try "debugging" the closet in your own room. Rule 8. Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. Rule 9. Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time. Rule 10. Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. Rule 11. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. Rule 1. Life is not fair; get used to it. Rule 2. The world won't care about your self esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3. You will NOT make $40,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone, until you earn both. Rule 4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. Rule 5. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity. Rule 6. If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. Rule 7. Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try "debugging" the closet in your own room. Rule 8. Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. Rule 9. Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time. Rule 10. Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. Rule 11. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. |
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