The Weekend Funniest 每周一笑 Sept 9, 2006

1.对婚姻的新理解
结婚是错误； 离婚是觉悟；再婚是执迷不悟.

2.新时代男士成功三部曲
升官;发财;死老婆 (这第三部曲太损, 需改进)

3.秀才和农夫
一天一个穷秀才闲得无聊到乡下逛逛。看见一个农夫，手里拿着两个竹篮，一大一小，随即诗性大发, 对着农夫摇头晃脑吟道: 大篮是篮, 小篮也是篮.小篮放在大篮里, 两篮变一篮. 农夫听罢很是恼怒,心想这小子拿我开玩笑. 这时, 恰好邻村一群人抬着一口棺材出殡, 吹吹打打好不热闹. 农夫忽然眼前一亮,计上心来. 他一手指着秀才, 另一手指着棺材说道: 秀才是才, 棺材也是材. 秀才放在棺材里, 两才(材) 变一材.

4．Go through your phone book. Call them and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who drive you are your true friends. The rest are not bad people, they are just someone you happen to know.

5．Q: How do mad scientists freshen their breath?
A: With experi-mints!

6．Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!

7. An English man is a person who does things because it has been done before; an American is a person who does things because it has never been done before.