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关于美国教育顶一哈小六!
送交者: 直言 2011年04月19日12:18:33 于 [茗香茶语] 发送悄悄话

美国的公立教育系统已几乎被患有心理疾病的力拨辱全盘劫持,完全背离了万恶的美国立国精神和生活常识。其最糟糕的核心部分是力拨辱常年像贩卖白粉一样竭力灌输的凡事不需承担个人责任,可依赖社会、政府拯救的鲁瑟牺牲者人生观。

借此机会,再贴一次假托盖子同学流行于世的十一规戒言:

Rule 1. Life is not fair; get used to it.

Rule 2. The world won't care about your self esteem.  The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3. You will NOT make $40,000 a year right out of high school.  You won't be a vice president with a car phone, until you earn both.

Rule 4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.  He doesn't have tenure.

Rule 5. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity.  Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity.

Rule 6. If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7. Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are.   So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try "debugging" the closet in your own room.

Rule 8. Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9. Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself.   Do that on your own time.

Rule 10. Television is NOT real life.  In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11. Be nice to nerds.  Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Rule 1. Life is not fair; get used to it.

Rule 2. The world won't care about your self esteem.  The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3. You will NOT make $40,000 a year right out of high school.  You won't be a vice president with a car phone, until you earn both.

Rule 4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.  He doesn't have tenure.

Rule 5. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity.  Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity.

Rule 6. If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7. Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are.   So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try "debugging" the closet in your own room.

Rule 8. Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9. Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself.   Do that on your own time.

Rule 10. Television is NOT real life.  In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11. Be nice to nerds.  Chances are you'll end up working for one.

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