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送交者: 爪四哥 2023年03月26日08:36:35 於 [笑林之聲] 發送悄悄話

雖然是老新聞了,但看到後,還是被震驚到了。。。

尼瑪,美國猶太富豪們“合法”偷稅漏稅,可謂無所不用其極!

年初,俺們靠山屯兒剛剛做了Property Assessment,按照新評估的價值,今年的地稅居然增加了15% !!!!

如果不同意鎮裡的評估,必須要在五月一號之前,file Assessment Appeals。

特意查了一下新州的Property Tax Code,伊利諾斯前猶太州長的“合法”騷操作,在新州也同樣適用。

沒說的,今天就把家裡的五個馬桶拆了,今後俺天天去後院解決問題!

嘿嘿,看到爪友的建議,俺靈雞一動,於是就有了“革命詩抄”。。。。

免稅!

作者:夜挺

為人進出的門緊鎖着,
為狗爬走的洞敞開着,
一個聲音高叫着:
爬出來吧,給你免稅!
我渴望着免稅,
但也深知道——
人的軀體哪能由狗的洞子爬出!
我只能期待着,
那一天——
地下的火沖騰,
把這活棺材和我一齊燒掉,
我應該在烈火和熱血中得到免稅。

 

附錄:

伊利諾伊州長Pritzker,他是Hyatt酒店猶太家族的繼承人。房子是2007年買的第二套,購買價370萬美元,但沒有入住,估計是用來投資。
2015年,Pritzker拆了房子裡的5個馬桶,然後政府對房子的估價從630萬美元降到110萬美元,這帶來了33萬美元的退稅與房產稅減征。
但這沒有影響到他在2018年當選州長,2022年他連任州長。不過,美國政客的醜聞層出不窮,美國人也習慣了。
以前華盛頓市市長Marion Barry被FBI抓到吸毒,從監獄刑滿釋放後他又再次當選了華盛頓市市長。

J.B. Pritzker is the Democratic nominee and a very wealthy man - an heir to the Hyatt Hotels fortune, he's worth $3.2 billion.

In 2007, Pritzker and his wife bought a second mansion next to the one they live in on Chicago's Astor Street, for $3.7 million. As The Chicago Sun-Times reported, that mansion remained vacant and was allowed to fall into disrepair.

And then in October 2015, according to a report by Cook County Inspector General Patrick Blanchard, the Pritzkers had five toilets removed from the second house so that it would be classified as "uninhabitable" in a property tax appeal filed by the Pritzkers. Cook County assesses vacant properties at 10 percent of the market value.

The toilets were removed shortly before the affidavits in the property tax appeal were submitted. The county assessor's office "lowered the 6,378-square-foot mansion's assessed value from $6.3 million to about $1.1 million," The Chicago Tribune reports.

As a result, the inspector general writes, "the County ultimately fell victim to a scheme to defraud ... which resulted in the property owner ultimately receiving property tax refunds totaling $132,747.18 for the years 2012, 2013 and 2014, as well as additional tax savings of $198,684.85 for the years 2015 and 2016."

Despite the problematic image of a billionaire removing the toilets at his spare mansion to avoid paying $300,000 in taxes, it may not matter for Pritzker's odds in the governor's race. A poll released Tuesday found Pritzker had a 22-point lead over Rauner.


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