偶奏是不出来

蛋壳是偶家，偶是小鸡崽。
探头望一望，奏是不出来。
姨们急得叫，叔们愁得拜。
偶心最坚定，奏是不出来。
污染谈来怕，年年有战争。
乱民可劲喊，飞机震耳聋。
还是宅男好，无人自己萌。
奏是不出来，壳里最温宁。


英文原文：I WON’T HATCH (by Shel Silverstain 1932-1999）

Oh I am a chicken who lives in an egg,
But I will not hatch, I will not hatch.
The hens they all cackle, the roosters all beg,
But I will not hatch, I will not hatch.
For I hear all the talk of pollution and war
As the people all shout and the airplanes roar,
So I’m staying in here where it’s safe and it’s warm,
And I WILL NOT HATCH!