万维‘串贴’ is not an issue |
送交者: 信阳人 2008月12月17日14:17:09 于 [竞技沙龙] 发送悄悄话 |
回 答: 重庆崽儿: Money is not an issue 由 重庆崽儿 于 2008-12-17 09:33:15 |
我回的贴
高中毕业18岁干25年退休,航空公司福利很高的 - 信阳人 变成: 哈哈,哪个股民这么有才?应该到证监会游行抗议嘛 送交者: 生非过 2008月12月17日13:51:31 于 [竞技沙龙] 发送悄悄话 回 答:笑话:华尔街金融辞汇新定义 由 人在纽约 于2008-12-17 13:43:44 (连接下去是:) 笑话:华尔街金融辞汇新定义 送交者: 人在纽约 2008年12月17日13:43:44 于 [竞技沙龙] 发送悄悄话 New Financial Terms in Today's Economy BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER -- What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT -- Archaic word, no longer in use. |
|
|
|
|
实用资讯 | |
|
|
一周点击热帖 | 更多>> |
|
|
一周回复热帖 |
|
历史上的今天:回复热帖 |
2007: | (ZT) 《休斯敦纪事报》记者布林布里撰 | |
2007: | 麦迪指着姚: 你将会被(我们)孤立 | |
2006: | 现实预测主席未来NBA之路 | |
2006: | 火箭胡人"toughness"再解 | |
2004: | 与麦蒂沟通姚明仍在等待时机 | |
2004: | 学滑雪(完) | |