吼吼，看了題目都進來了吧？

昨晚看TV，廣告時間一換台，就聽見一小子在放蹶詞：基督就一愛嘮叨的木匠。嘿，就挺在這個台了。看了一會兒才明白是個換妻節目。那個放話的小子正跟換來的媽吵架吶。

這一期的倆家人，一家是鐵杆保皇派，夫妻都當過兵，家裡乾淨得和軍營似的。另一家無政府，liberal得過頭，老大是個teenager，和唐僧有一拼。他的話講得特解氣，保皇媽被他攪得直哭。保皇媽氣憤得叫 “你個沒教養的teenager 。”他老弟不緊不慢地說：“我是teenager啊，您就一無知老美。”(疑惑中)這後半句好像該俺講吧？

這個節目的正面意義，比如可以讓許多家庭意識到他們的問題，咱先不表了。但說這保皇媽吧，看了我才明白Bush怎麼當選了。保皇媽信教，口口聲聲男的是頭，頭當然不可以幹家務了。liberal老婆在保皇老婆家搞了個反Iraq War和平聚會，來的人就問她：你怎麼可以不聽總統地泥？俺們美國最偉大。打伊拉克是保衛俺們的自由。

看看倆wife的介紹吧：

Cheri Patrick, 31, and her 26-year-old husband, Ryan, are both ????er members -- and strong supporters -- of the U.S. military. They live in a small Kentucky town with eight-year-old Tyler (Cheri's son from a previous relationship), five-year-old Brendan and two-year-old daughter Hayley.

Cheri's strict Air Force background and Ryan's exacting Army experience have combined to make "Fort Patrick" a home where the kids must address their parents as "Sir" and "Ma'am," and are not allowed to question authority or talk back. Cheri's Christian values are also very important to her and further influence how she raises her children. She takes the kids to church every Sunday and requires them to say grace before meals.

Cheri is a perfectionist who obsessively vacuums her immaculate home several times a day and decorates it with apple motifs and country quilts. Husband Ryan is a man's man who loves hunting and fishing, and volunteers to work overtime every night at his steel mill job in order to better provide for his family.

Ryan's long days at work leave Cheri sometimes feeling like a resentful single parent, responsible for all the childcare, cooking and household chores. But the Patricks remain strongly united by their conservative politics and their unwavering support of President Bush and the war in Iraq.
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Minnesota is home to the anti-war, politically-liberal household of the Leierwood family, where 35-year-old mom Mina and husband Greg (37) are raising two boys: mild-mannered Avram (13), and highly defiant Dan (17).

Mina is an art teacher and peace activist whose passions include "life," liberal politics and anti-war protests. The house is filled with her art, political posters and protest signs. She is indifferent to domestic duties, so Greg and the boys do more chores than Mom, but even so, the family will never be accused of having a clean house. Nurse practitioner Greg shares Mina's commitment to socialist Democrat politics and the peace movement.

Mom and Dad are practicing Quakers who take pride in their equal partnership while shunning the usual means of achieving child discipline, such as imposing rules and regulations. The Leierwoods encourage their boys to question authority and ???? their own opinions. As a result, Avram now refuses to attend Quaker meetings, and Dan has become a staunch atheist -- as well as an argumentative, overly-opinionated, rebellious teenager.

But the family is united in their opposition to the Bush administration and the war in Iraq, and strongly believes that dissent is not only democratic but their duty.