賣腎買蘋果 IPAD2，美國人怎麼看

伍加，2011年6月4日，周六

(Credit: CBS News， istockphoto)

1. 以後蘋果的 iPad 3 出來以後他怎麼辦？

（He is going to be kicking himself when they release the iPad 3 later this year.）

沒關係，他會賣掉他的另一個腎。

（Just sell the other one? I mean come one...）

是的，當 iPad 3 出來時，他會賣掉他另一顆腎的。歡呼吧，哥們兒，今年蘋果公司的……。豎起大拇指。

（He'll probably sell d other kidney when ipad 3 is unpacked. Cheers bro. U d best. Apple adent of the year. Thumbs up.）

放聲大笑。 iPad 3 哈，他會再捐獻的……不過也難說，這故事聽起來讓人不安。

祝你走運，賣腎的小子。

（lol. i pad 3 hah. then he'll donate... well i dont want to know. that story is disturbing as it is. Goodluck kidney boy）

2. 具有諷刺意味的是，他或許可以在 EBAY 上賣冒牌球衣來賺錢。啊當然了，腎是可以再長出來的，不是嗎？

（The irony is he could have raised the money selling counterfeit jerseys on ebay. Ah well, kidneys grow back, don't they?）

錯啦，肝臟可以再生，腎臟是不能再長出來的。但是人只需要一個腎就能生活，不過那另一個腎有很高的風險出問題，整天靠透析度日！

（No. Livers grow back, not kidneys. But you only need one of your two kidneys to live. Live a life with relatively high chance of kidney failure and days filled with dialysis!）

3. 這是有史以來的最愚蠢的決定。

（dumbest. decision. ever.

of all time.）

4. 在新聞里他們忘記說了，在報警之前，那位媽媽大發脾氣，砸毀了兒子賣腎買來的手提電腦以及 ipad，並把兒子打得屁滾尿流。

（They forgot to mention what happened before the police were called: The mother freaks out, destroys the laptop & ipad and beats the crap out of the boy.）

5. 令人沮喪。為了一個像 iPad2 那樣的電子垃圾。要是換了我，我會等到有更好的平板電腦時再賣腎。世界上有那麼多的傻瓜，喬布斯先生會笑掉大牙。

（Sad this. For a piece of iCrap like the iPad2. I would have waited for a more serious tablet. It goes to show that there are lots of iTOODUMB people out there. I am sure the iCon Mr Jobs is laughing his head off.）

你才是傻瓜呢，你等到有更好的 iDialyse （i-透析）出來之後再賣腎，不是五十步笑百步嗎？

（OK it sounds stupid, but you wait until the iDialyse is released - who'll be looking stupid then?）

6. 啊哈！只要賣掉一顆腎就行了？我可以在哪兒報名啊？諷刺地說

（WOW! So all I have to do is sell a kidney? Where do I sign up! Said sarcastically）

7. 現在，某位歐洲人或者美國人將會擁有一個腎上面寫着：“中國製造”。

（Now some European or American is gonna get a kidney with a note saying "made in china".）

8. 資本主義和消費主義，這是一對怎樣的雙胞胎呀，啊？

（Capitalism and comercialism, what a grand pair, eh?）

9. 達爾文主義的勝利……

（And Darwin prevails...）

10. “那所做腎切除的醫院說他們不知道這樣的手術，不過他們承認把泌尿科承包給了福建商人。”事實證明，這小伙子是愚蠢的，但是中國有更大的問題！想象一下吧，當你所在地的醫院把某個手術室承包給“一位商人”而這所醫院居然不知道這位商人的聯繫方式，這將會出現什麼後果……

（"The hospital also claimed they had no knowledge of the surgery, though they did admit to contracting out the urology department to a Fijian businessman. "

Yeah, the kid was stupid, BUT China has a much bigger problem! Imagine your local hospital "contracting" certain operations to "a businessman" and apparently not knowing how to contact him...）

我看你根本沒去過中國。在中國你能用錢買到一切。

真正的資本主義。

（I guess you never lived in China. You can buy anything you want.

True Capitalism.）

11. 這件事表明，當一個人渴望得到什麼東西時，他會走極端。至少，這孩子沒有去偷竊他想要的東西。

他找到了一種“掙錢”的方式，用錢來買自己渴望的東西。

（That just goes to show, when people want something, they will go to extremes. At least this kid didn't turn to stealing what he wanted. He found a way to 'earn' money, and went with it.）

12. 我已經為了iPhone 4 賣掉了我的腎。下面，我要為了 iPad 3 賣掉我的兩個蛋仔（睾丸）。我不需要它們了，有沒有買主？

（I already sold my kidney for an iPhone 4. I am selling both of my nuts for the iPad 3 next. Dont need those anymore, any buyers?）

13. 我剛剛報名要賣掉我的兩片肺葉去買一對 iPads -- 沒有 iPads 讓我無法呼吸，所以我不需要我的肺啦。

（I just signed up to sell both of my lungs for a couple of iPads - not having one has made me lose my breath already, so I won't miss 'em）

14. 如果他賣腎換來一份工作的話，我會理解他的行為，因為工作以後會有收入，就可以買  ipad 啦。我敢肯定他沒有想到這一點。

（Would understand if he gave his kidney away for a job that paid for the ipad,i bet he didn't think of that.）

你會為了得到一份工作而賣掉一個腎，這樣你就有錢買個 iPad？你就這樣愚蠢嗎？看中國這小子，人家至少不用工作就獲得了iPad。

（You would trade a kidney for a job that would allow to work to earn money to buy an iPad. Are you that stupid? At least he didn't have to work to get his iPad.）

你們兩個都是笨蛋。出售身體器官是錯誤的，打住。

（You both have your heads and priorities totally screwed up. Selling body parts is wrong PERIOD.）