男人二十是半成品,
三十是成品,
四十是精品,
五十是極品,
六十是上品,
七十是廢品,
八十是紀念品.

A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner. The bum says, “Mister, can you spare a dollar?”

The man thinks about the question for a bit and asks the bum, “If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to buy liquor?”

“No,” says the bum.

The man then asks, “If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it for gambling?”

Again the bum says, “No.”

So the man says to the bum, “Do you mind coming home with me so I can show my wife what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”

(You may ask, isn't this 五彩's joke that was commercialized by 牛北村? Yes, you are right.  It is the English version of it.  Boring, isn't it, without the 中國社會之背景?)

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