笑話：禿髮有別

牛北村

我的一個同事很會講笑話。上星期聚餐會上，他講了下面一個有點黃的笑話。

Men who are bald at front of their heads are good thinkers.

Men who are bald at the back of their heads are good lovers.

Men who are bald at front and back think they are good lovers.

意譯成中文就是：前額禿髮的男人是思想家；後腦勺禿髮的男人善於房事。那麼整個腦袋都禿的男人是什麼人呢？他們幻想自己是床第高手。