笑话：秃发有别

牛北村

我的一个同事很会讲笑话。上星期聚餐会上，他讲了下面一个有点黄的笑话。

Men who are bald at front of their heads are good thinkers.

Men who are bald at the back of their heads are good lovers.

Men who are bald at front and back think they are good lovers.

意译成中文就是：前额秃发的男人是思想家；后脑勺秃发的男人善于房事。那么整个脑袋都秃的男人是什么人呢？他们幻想自己是床第高手。