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  This EVENT (check the logo) was launched on behalf of responding positively towards Paris Agreement 2015. There is huge industrial-size computing power hidden within a decent size of normal computers connected by a network.

本文乃“增智健體”之“首篇”中英對照範文草稿。讀者乃擁有至少一個符合“基礎科學”定義之博士學位的高等人才，所以大部分的英文稿的中文對照就免了。不過英文版乃“環球版”，“以文促統”於“現有政治實體”的語境而言，是一個“人文科學”的“聯合國”版問題，TA批評“聯合國”成了一個“吃吃喝喝、玩玩樂樂”的俱樂部有“一定”的道理，於是借“賴5億”贊助款的機會要脫離“教科文組織”，據說榜樣乃“以色列”。說到這裡從第一段的Paris Agreement 2015應翻譯成“巴黎氣候協定2015”後，就可以直接跳到應徵者的3個標準了：

  To explore this so far largely stay wasted resource owned by either big IT firms (called as Cloud-Computing) or by a local community (such as those we live within), this event has stated some solid starting points towards PA 2015.

  The core idea underneath few articles in English was "A PAIR of NES"(一對NES), GOOGLE earned this title due to her latest AI breakthrough in the "GO" game, because SHE has made many fundamental pitfalls along that route and missed many other supporting positions for that type of AI to be useful for mankind; Trump earned this title shortly after his June-1st speech about PA 2015 this year, and he earned yet another promotion to "TA" after his Europe travel due to discussion about "Russian Gate" with President Putin in Berlin.

  This EVENT is not a political forum but it is focused on the Scientific Text Processing aided by Computer(s), and the application is strictly restricted to responding positively towards PA 2015. There was a large amount of articles in Chinese done because China seems to be one of the leading contributors towards many negative factors against the goals listed by PA 2015.

  Compared with IT GIANTS such as GOOGLE and MICROSOFT, this event has virtually-Zero resource but few critical and profound understanding about how "TEXT" from a small amount of valuable books (for any real problem, extension must be made to include some supporting materials, some of them may be just written) should be Scientifically Processed Aided by Computer(s).

  So, if you satisfy the following 3 criteria, and would like to earn a little bit fame and some decent rewards after those uncountable days spent on your precious advanced degrees by working towards the goals defined by PA 2015, please write to me ASAP.

  1. At least one PhD degree in Basic Science earned at any American University;

開頭是：至少一個PhD degree（哲學博士學位），哲學在中文語境中乃“文科”範疇，所以理應將BASIC SCIENCE擴展為“理科中的基礎科學”及“文科中的人文科學”兩類博士。當然中文版的關係，結尾處的American University也順勢擴展為美國及中國的高等院校，務請注意中國乃“以文促統”語境下的中國。

  2. You are a citizen or have earned your GREEN CARD, sorry for this restriction as many people with PhD degrees inside US will be excluded, but this is a necessary PRECAUTION to protect this EVENT due to TA's (he got his PROMTION from a neutral term "T氏" (used for any person whose name start with LETTER T in Chinese)) attitude towards PA 2015.

關鍵乃了TA嘴裡的“AMERICAN FIRST”，您如果已經是美利堅民族的正式成員或者“准成員”（特指永久居住權持有者）當然最好，不過，PA2015乃全球性的大事，能一眼看穿所謂開啟PA2015之最佳問題者很清楚如下擴展：如果您也擁有“以文促統”語境下的中國國籍或永久居住權，則同樣符合“‘亻’徵召”基本資格。

  3. You should know what NES really stands for in this EVENT (HINT: try to think about this word in the ways that would by thought by Shakespeare), and this EVENT has given a Chinese Version on behalf of PA 2015 per South-China-Sea REEF dispute (the latest climax happened last summer): “一對NES PK 對‘單質/高分子’”.

This EVENT has described a problem for every person who is able to think hard on behalf of PA 2015. You should check this out at the first article about "NES", could you send in another COUPLET that offers the best HINT for this problem to proof your qualification related to your PhD degree. Please think about the 3 extremely-distantly-grouped audience this problem can target. The purpose of this challenge is to satisfy those VIP figures within COPYRIGHT-owners (represented by Publishers) and IT-Industry (for example, GOOGLE or MICROSOFT and many others who had invested heavily on Cloud-Computing).

懂中文的就不用額外提示了。

  The initial work are merely assisting written material collection to boost TEXT (mostly few books assigned containing great processing values) STORAGE accessible by this EVENT. In trade, this EVENT would give qualified PhD participants a set of posted/yet-to-be-released articles to make “‘材’徵召” (DRAFT of RAW WRITTEN MATERIAL) much easier. Enrolled PhD participant can earn up to 10% scores per WRITTEN MATERIAL they collected. Much more detail about this process will be released later.

  The major work after this EVENT get into normal procedures toward PA 2015 would be what the TITLE states. You should be able to earn top-rate consulting allowance allowed by LOCAL LAW.

    下面信箱的“繞彎子”表達乃基於該信箱“租戶”已被國有POST-OFFICE嚴重“抹黑”的既成事實所應盡的保護義務，該用戶只是PA2015及“以文促統”的熱情擁躉之一，所以除轉遞與本博士的往來信件外，萬勿以其它雜事（諸如廣告等）打擾。

  You may email to material398@yahoo.com with SUBJECT field "PhD degree owner", but formal ENTRY must be mailed to "PO BOX" matching following description:

CITY NAME: The city that made the "FORWARD/BACKWARD" carrier of the WEAPON that changed HUMAN HISTORY forever near the EVE of WORLD WAR II.

POST-OFFICE-BRANCH: 4th Street, there is a SAFEWAY-GAS-STATION across the street. Check the GOOGLE map, it is very easy to find out. To help you remember this number easier, TA made his STUPID remarks on June 1st, and as a poet, Shakespeare was famous for sonnet, so you see now how this digit four came in for TA by ACCIDENT.

  PO BOX NUMBER: This EVENT has achieved the “寬衣” (loosen the cloth, the big question would be whose?!) CALL happened during the G20 summit 2016 at West Lake in Hang-Zhou just before China & US authorized PA 2015 together with an interesting Geography-Class HINT targeting the top-environmental-problem in current China with the middle-&-long term solutions' kick-off point. So, the first two digits are TWENTY. This EVENT has introduced a set of QA to introduce the ZERO origin of the Scientific Text Processing aid by Computer in its Chinese Version, and is currently waiting for Publishers worldwide to JOIN for a complete GLOBAL VERSION. Though you would treat them as "the Socratic elenchus" at first sight, but actually they are infinitesimally close to both Socratic Irony and Socratic Method at the same time, (at least that what I tried to do per available WRITTEN material).

  The first QA has its original version born here in the USA more than 100 years old, and digested by a really famous Russian Author also more than 100 years ago, but reversely translated back into Chinese in the form matching that era on purpose. Because with much less words, the actual meaning may go forward for a much longer period (at least that is what I believe) since PA 2015 seems to be merely a tiny first step to clean up the big MASS left by the HUMAN INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION. The second QA is a perfect match for the largest historical problem for Chinese Civilization related to its written language (漢語), and the currently OFFICIAL REFERENCE BOOK all point to the SAME answer of (Three … Four …. Oh, this is a great topic to go over carefully now). As many of you who are able to read this article; and who are not an idiot about Current China, you have to get the digits in reverse order, or "IS 4，IS 3", that is the last two digits assigned to this PO BOX by the local branch.

  The last is the state name. Oh, which state has the name of the founding father; the owner of this PO Box devoted his rented box to this EVENT under the condition that all Americans must fully respect the PRINCIPLES established by the FOUNDING FATHER(S).

  To treat each applicant equally, qualified applicants are ordered by time. So please do act swiftly. Each state (except Alaska and Hawaii due to their special geographical positions) can have at least 1 citizen and 1 green card applicant.

    最後向所有關心PA2015及認可全球範圍內任何國家級大事務必“以文促統”的自始至終地堅持“正義必勝、和平必勝、人民必勝”的貴賓讀者致以“最崇高的敬意”，並真摯地希望你們能“擼起袖子動手干”來“到處散發”本活動所有文稿。

單質: simple substance, any form such as gas, crystal, or liquid, as long as the material being thought at the level of molecule; this EVENT so far focused solely on COAL, i.e., un-crystallized-carbon plus other admixture.

高分子: macromolecule.

筆名（nom de plume）： ShanHaiGuan 博士

11/12/17